Eight year old cooper dejean: When i grow up i wanna be in the super bowl and get an interception and a touchdown and the super bowl is on my birthday!
God: fuckin,, sure. Why the hell not
Brandon Miller signing a jersey for Bryce Young and making sure to get RTR on there is nothing short of “Gump Nirvana” for @AlabamaMBB and @AlabamaFTBL fans.
I get to move back home in 2 months. It has been 15 years of education and training and tears leaving my family after holidays and visits. In 2 months I will be 20 minutes from my family with plans to live right next door to them within a year or two. I AM SO EXCITED!
AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M LONELY, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S NEW YEARS EVE. I CAME HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEBODY, YOU WANT THE REST OF THE LIFE TO START AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
Last night we were all watching Frankie do cute baby things and my mom goes “she looks just like Carson tonight. She looks like my baby.” And it makes me a little emotional the notion how your children are always your babies.
I’m sorry y’all gotta stand in line but I voted at my random volunteer fire department on my country road 5 miles away from my house in bum fuck nowhere and it took me two seconds. I love rural voting sites.
Am I the only one that doesn’t think babies crying with Santa, Easter Bunny, etc is funny? Daycare owner was telling me when Santa comes so I can be off and was like “it’s so fun to look back at those early pictures when they are losing their mind crying.”
Umm no, not me ma’am.