clara

she/her

[َ @joelmillerd]

10 years ago, ‘THE BIBLE’ was released in church.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

Younger guys now have haircuts like the Golden Girls. No shade at all just an observation.

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

Drake is currently bombing Toronto

[dan @Dansplainer]

project fail mary is what i would've said if it was unpleasant but the movie was very touching

[✨michela✨ @rwylmichela]

donna kelce:

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I know things feel overwhelming right now, so this is your sign that it’s okay to take a step back from the news. Every one of us is struggling to process Timothee Chalamet’s opera comments and Donna Kelce’s home renovation. Take a break and put yourself first ❤️

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

i’ll block a bitch on the jeremy renner app

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

EXCITING! Jordan Fisher is One Leading Male Role Away from Winning This Sick Razor Scooter https://t.co/TJBsQFhf2z

[gabie 𝜗ৎ ݁˖ @cultsimmer]

my sims every time it’s harvestfest:

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Not a coincidence that he has covered the four main types of love story - rich/poor, indigenous/settler, boy/whale and pyromaniac/firehaver

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

I’m 28 today which is the first time you’re 30. 27 is the last time you’re 25, which is weird because 25 is the last time you’re 21.

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

😭😭😭

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Fire engines should be blue like their ally, water, instead of their enemy, fire.

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance