Carlos Florez

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Hey @DoorDash @DoorDash_Help you’re being scammed out of money daily by “patrons”. DM for details.

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@AlexandriaVAPD About time for your corrupt department!

“Technical difficulties” and intentional camera power-downs incoming!

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@ccwooders @TracketPacer Thank you!

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@luvthewater1 @stealthygeek Would you practice with the football team then sit on the bench when called on? You’re asking SWAT officers to give up the opportunity to dress like Iron Man and play military, legitimate or not.

Though IMO going onto the field when there’s no opposing team—that’s just stupid.

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@hubermanlab @PeterAttiaMD I’m interested in trying nicotine lozenges to improve my focus, as was briefly discussed in this episode. Any suggestions on lonzenge brands that don’t taste like garbage? I purchased Nicorette and am not a fan of the peppery taste that comes in after the mint fades.

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@tsannisray @KarenFDuncan1 @PitterPatterPTA @arpitdave @ScottHech @AmyLaskyMD Police accuse in absolutes—“he was X���, “he said Y”—but defend in uncertainties—“not to my recollection”, “not necessarily”, “that’s one interpretation”, “I’m not an expert in that area”.

Do the same. Forget. Don’t agree that it’s strange that you forgot. Testify like a cop.

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@tsannisray @KarenFDuncan1 @PitterPatterPTA @arpitdave @ScottHech @AmyLaskyMD “I don’t recall.”

Watch police testify when they’re in the hot seat. Highly trained, extremely qualified professionals suddenly have memory lapses like a MF’er.

“Yes” / “No” can be proven wrong, while a memory lapse is not a definitive position.

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@natlawyerchic “Conspiracy”? Police unions will clarify that the officers did not “conspire”, but rather “collectively experienced temporary lapses of judgement” in the stressful days following this horrific event.

Also, one of the officers once held a door open for an elderly person.

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@mrvaughan DM'd

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@chrisculling 🎶 “Yes, you can!” 🎶

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@carterforva Today in “‘George Floyd Had a Medical Emergency’ and Other ‘Truths’ That Police Tell…”

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@CowbellSteve @CowbellSteve Curently at rock bottom. Looking to level up.

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@BadLegalTakes So… “stop resisting!”?

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@josie_huang @LAPressClub @uspresstracker Stop mindlessly publishing what PD PAOs say. Remind readers who their PD really is—“the violent street gang who beat protestors and journalists last year is now strangely offering to inspect our children’s Halloween candy to ensure it’s safe.” Otherwise you’re also the problem.

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@josie_huang @LAPressClub @uspresstracker Congrats on the award.

Police likely view journalists as friends. You’re a mouthpiece to their disinformation campaigns (“the jaywalker had no regard for human life”, “Chauvin was a tenured member of the force and pillar of the community who had a lapse of judgement.”)

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@AttorneyCrump Police officers: *Act tough as fuck on the street*

Also police officers: *Act like a bitch when someone hurts their feelings*

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@BKopping @kellylynndavis @sdut The state is all about accountability—holding citizens accountable and shirking it when it comes to themselves. Waiting to see how this plays out. 🙄

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@TayOnTech @_Beardedjosh FOH.