Callan Forrester

they/them. 26. MTL/TO. my triple threat skills are mediocre jokes, saying 'Wow' like Owen Wilson and shame eating. Co-Founder of The Playhouse Collective.

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

they say you should try something new everyday so today I had a panic attack at 10:00am while playing zip zap zop over Zoom.

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

dads love being ipad babies

[dyl @dylnburrows]

the sexual tension between 2 anglo strangers speaking to each other in french and realizing the other person is also anglo

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

It’s Time by Imagine Dragons

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what would the anthem be for Straight Pride™ ?

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

are you ever just so fucking mad ™️

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

@sashaboghosian PLEASE i thought of this but i have never looked accurate in my reflection in a lake

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

wait wait wait so before mirrors were invented people just didn’t know what they looked like???

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

my fyp is giving me both ends of the spectrum lmao

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

retweeting because it’s aspirational, not relatable

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

getting really good at talking to straight men without crying.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

[youth pastor voice] you know who else had a twink death?

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

“the first day i smoked weed was the day after i bought it.” -a very drunk man on Bloor street

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

"how many times have you watched this?"

yes.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

If I played a sport and got traded I would be so sad like wtf guys :(

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Kelly Mantle called Dance Moms “Dancing With The Moms”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Moms talking about their AirPods:

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

talking to three women on dating apps right now and all three conversations have started with us comparing stories about our cats

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

WebMD is both the angel and the devil on my shoulder.

[Callan Forrester @cforrest97]

tonight i went to a birthday party with mainly people i didn’t know and i sat on the container of leftover sautéed eggplant in a brown sauce and it looked like i pooped my pants at a karaoke bar