Christopher Gilbert

Copywriter. Dodger fan. Record collector. Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

1 ding = 1 @Dodgers dinger. #itfdb #openingday #letsgo

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

.@DieterRuehle was that Better Than Ezra?

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@DodgerSquad @FutureDodgers Buehler, May, Ríos, CT3, Treinen, Graterol are coming back, and the deadline is the most expensive time to buy. Teams ask for way more from the Dodgers than other teams. Why mess with the best team in baseball? Especially when they also have a top ranked farm? Who would you sell?

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@eugeniolp95 @TalkinBaseball_ The asking price is a bit different, too.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@SourceDodger @ByRobertMurray Opens a roster spot, and May, Brusdar, and Buehler are set to return soon. More to come probably.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@Dodgers Trea Turner is very good at baseball and merits an extension.*

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@makenna_m19 This is the only rational and good take, go Dodgers.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@Jack_A_Harris More like Troutman

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Hey @ChadMoriyama can we get a gif of kersh slappin Scherz’s butt? For a friend.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@EndinStealth @nichols_owen @seagersburner @dylan54945 @MLBNetwork @Dodgers @BauerOutage @ClaytonKersh22 @buehlersdayoff @DAVIDprice24 @d_maydabeast @goooose15 Nothing erases "losses" like winning. Investing in on field production = more wins = more eyes on screens + butts in seats = more merch buying and beer sales, etc. Winning's good business. But I suppose using a team as a personal enrichment engine is much easier for them.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@fukblackouts @cdgoldstein Bummed that "it's bad, but least we're not the Astros" has become a legitimate benchmark here.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@DanielBrim "Let's be pigs," by signing chauvinistic, anti-semitic ones!

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@EndinStealth @nichols_owen @seagersburner @dylan54945 @MLBNetwork @Dodgers @BauerOutage @ClaytonKersh22 @buehlersdayoff @DAVIDprice24 @d_maydabeast @goooose15 "Small Market" teams are still owned by literal billionaires. Stop stanning for the rich guys crying poor. Your team could afford to pay players; they choose not to.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@dylan54945 @MLBNetwork @Dodgers @BauerOutage @ClaytonKersh22 @buehlersdayoff @DAVIDprice24 @d_maydabeast @goooose15 Or how about complaining that the literal billionaires, who receive literal billions in TV deals, cry poor when it comes to building/improving their teams or building/improving stadiums.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@molly_knight Maybe they can flip Bauer? Wishful thinking?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Imagine being a policymaker in Washington, having witnessed the massive economic, social, and health destruction over the last year, and think that the greatest policy risk we face is providing *too much* relief.

Sounds silly, right?

$1.9T should be a floor, not a ceiling.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@jonweisman Same. I won't be watching his starts.

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@EephusBlue I will not be tuning in for his starts.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@MySportsUpdate Who's stuck in a tent on the sidelines? SpongeBob SportsPants. A Concussed QB, his O-Line's porous you see... SpongeBob SportsPants. If contractual holdouts be something you wish? SpongeBob SportsPants. Then hide from your team, and tank like the Jets.... SpongeBob SportsPants.

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@DodgerZack @mookiebetts Iconic. Great piece, great moment, Go Dodgers.

[Christopher Gilbert @cgdesign]

@chappy23us @Howard_Cole GO DODGERS.