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I will use bright lights and shiny objects to distract and confuse you.

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Smokes the Bear says wearily, "No, only you can prevent forest fires is the motto of my cousin, Smokey the Bear. My motto is smoke 'em if you got 'em."

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@imaginmatrix I never understood why it went “extinct”. I remember looking into it before and found that it’s difficult to grow and has a limited range where you can cultivate it. But with something so popular, couldn’t have someone figured it out?

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@dieworkwear Justin & Hailey Bieber come to mind

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@MrWojoRising @5cdwilson Lol, I mistakenly thought this instructor was male as well.

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@ClueHeywood Drunk history podcast but with celeb interviews instead. I like the concept.

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@katenotkathleen @SoozUK Trying to intimidate you at the scene of accident is one thing, but I’m not sure how calling you later is going to be effective.

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@allahliker If I’m ever questioned in regards to a murder, I will 100% have the best lawyer I can afford there. Especially if I absolutely have no connection to it, I wouldn’t want an interrogation to go sideways because of my ignorance.

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@ohgodscrewthis @comradeaux @MADdelaRosa Bravo! You nailed it. This sounds exactly like what he would say.

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@p8stie Alternatively, I am the homeless man and I steal the young man’s date and take her on the night of her life.

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@cmclymer From the university’s perspective, it is a powerful fund raising tool. Alumni donations would drop substantially without legacies.

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@michaelcurzi I would borrow an owl from a bird sanctuary for a few nights to watch over the hole.

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@SexxyAsCin I like it!

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@eclectic009 Maybe a shared car between two spouses with different ideologies?

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@Hill_Wagan @BrndnStrssng You also want avoid the reputation of being too picky. You’ll stop getting new offers.

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@BienSur_JeTaime If you’ve ever tried to stop a fight between strangers, then you would know how easy it is for them both to turn on you. You can even be charged for assault by the police. It’s why a lot of people don’t want to get involved.

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@SamAsIAm I hate the offending landowner so much for doing this. I hope it’s even more than the 1.5M + 400k.

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@ThisLocalHater @schumoo How many pet rescues do you have in your vehicle as you parallel park?

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@tweetsandboobs Good for her?

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Pay attention to how much money - without asking how we'll pay for it - has been spent to rescue the dumb thrill seeking billionaires.

But we can't get clean air, trains that run on time, or power during heatwaves.

We can't get health care.

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@The_Kacer @rachelmillman I took the thought experiment further and was wondering if the methane and ammonia produced by the dead bodies would completely counteract the additional oxygen for the sole survivor. I think it would.

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@BwanaLawFirm @allahliker Killing everyone else immediately will prolong the oxygen for the sole survivor.