“Sir -46 percent is already a historical low! But I think if we just play our cards right we mi-“
“Kill the endangered ponies."
"W-what?"
"Ban social media for everyone under 16."
"B-but sir!"
"Abolish life sentences for murderers and give all of them lighter sentences."
“S-sir… you cannot possibly go any lower! Please stop.”
“Legalize incest.”
“SIR!”
“I quit.”
My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.
“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”
@MissJilianne@Dexpectations12 Or you could buy the pass, like everyone else, which is significantly more economical and gives heavy discounts for the disabled and elderly.
@RepNancyMace Problems every American faces:
-Housing prices
-Grocery prices
-Insurance prices
-Violent crime
-Immigration
Nancy Mace:
-"what if we made boats more affordable for boomers?"