Pinot Nüwaar

Someday I will take the opportunity to tell someone to enjoy prison. I cannot wait.

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Baseball really needs more guys named Piano Legs.

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

[John H. Beers III 🐀 @Bedlam_Beersie]

Hi. My name is Beers. Please stop saying you’re going to be “double-fisting” me.

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Looks like an Iberian battle forthcoming. Keep Ronaldo on the bench

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Come on let him do the pregnant with ball celebration

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Not a Ronaldo fan but I think that is onside

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

BALOGUN DIDN’T LEAD WITH THE CROWN OF THE HELMET YOU CAN’T EJECT HIM FOR TARGETING NO I DON’T CARE WHAT MATT AUSTIN SAYS

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

NO KINGS INCLUDES YOU BELGIUM #FUCKKINGLEOPOLD

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@redsteeze @BurtMaclin_FBI EVERY LAST ONE before they have a chance to engage in birth tourism

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Giving Balogun a red here is incredibly harsh

[Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma]

Reasons the Supreme Court should have upheld birthright citizenship:

1) The Constitution
2) Flo Balogun

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Balogun is our Haaland

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Unbelievable comeback from Belgium. Usually they are the ones choking

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season

[hannah gais @hannahgais]

Can you guys just admit you hate Reconstruction already? What's with this "now" bullshit when you're talking about an amendment that was added in 1868?

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Looked like Haaland accidentally touched that one. Lol

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

if it weren’t for Amazon leeching off the USPS, your packages would also take six weeks to arrive

[Pinot Nüwaar @chadbraunduin]

Helluva Canadian mustache on that fella

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My Uber driver in Branson was a Kennedy-Goldwater-Nixon-Nixon-Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that after Tuesday’s primary results in New York, there’s no way he’ll ever vote for a Democrat again.