Horatio Velveteen

5th grade student council president, self made thousandaire

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

@RYGRAAL I am a non-hockey watcher and am somehow subject to this same fate, @espn please make it stop!!!

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Don’t worry everybody, I fixed that absolute monstrosity of a Masters commercial.

You’re welcome.

[Byron Lindeque @TheModelManiac]

In honor of this news

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

This was better than anything I saw from Georgia today

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We interrupt the CFP to present you the greatest walkout in all of sports.

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

@MenInBlazers Is that Mørgan Wållen?

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

@SharpFootball

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

Randy Johnson situation at the U.S. Women’s Open!!!
https://t.co/lBs5uZAj8b

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Bipartisanship is me bringing Senator Boebert, Kurt Olbermann, Pierce Morgan, Monica Lewinsky, Senator Meghan McCain, Ice T, Iggy Azalea, Lincoln Riley, Joel Osteen, Liberty University, and Scott Baio together on Twitter in challenging my authority.

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

Ronaldo hat trick inspiring a Brady comeback 🤝

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

@JoeZehna It was a long day at work for Spotify users 📉

[Ida Hour @IdaHourr]

You almost have to respect Joy Behar’s unwavering commitment toward ensuring that boomers are the most hated generation alive

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

@brfootball

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

What the actual fuck just happened

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

TREVOR ZEGRAS PLEASE

[Horatio Velveteen @chadflanders]

@arvinsalmasi

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Top 10 Haunted House to get free pulled pork patties in Wisconsin dells
⬇️⬇️FULL CUT⬇️⬇️
https://t.co/Qs8nnuoovu

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Biden could probably win a lot of votes if he did a 180, abandoned the idea of withdrawal, and committed to the goal of winning the War in Vietnam.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Once again