Javier Swanson

Estudia, trabaja y sé gente primero, ahi esta la salvación.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[Hendrix @Reaver___]

nigga like me would've paid attention

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Oficialmente he llegado a la edad en la que entiendo por qué mis padres nunca querían ir a ningún lado después del trabajo.

[𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫 🐬 @prinwrld]

omg never considered the fact that animals can have dysfunctional families too

[Nue @Nuecents37]

Dr. Doom looking at Sam Wilson throw a freesbie at him after just witnessing him block stormbreaker with two finger

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

[Goldie @GoldieLoxGG]

The way this is perfect on multiple levels

[Raven @raven_brah]

HR recruiters when you apply to a job they posted

[jb @lockedupjb]

18 minutes of straight hate, this the greatest hater of all time 😂

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

LeBron announcing his return to the Eastern Conference

[18 U.S.C. § 2441(b)(2)(B) @RefrmDemocracy]

Cuomo would be on his eleventh trip to Israel by now.

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu vendo que a multa é em pesos argentinos

[GOYzalo @gondan06]

Los argentinos creen que todo el planeta hizo un grupo de WhatsApp sin ellos

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

i saw The Odyssey in 4DX and a greek man came into the theater and touched me

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

She ain’t heard that sound in 20 years. She knew her baby daddy was home 😭💪🏾

[mae` | meltwt mayor 🇳🇬 @marznotforu]

had me like “ban them over a regular pound cake??” and then my face fell

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[craig christ @PrivateGordon_]

“You’re confusing peace with quiet” is such a bar

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I was waiting to see why y’all are mad…and then I yelled out a slur.

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

apple store employees when you ask them if the phone you just bought for $2000 has a charger included