Chris Johnson

I show up in different places and make sounds on musical instruments and say and sing things into microphones.

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

My body shut down on me yesterday. Perhaps it’s possible to have played too much music.

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Old friends reunited.

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Saw drumpf roll by in his motorcade tonight. Amazing to see how much effort is taken to protect one of the most abominable humans ever.

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

If you're anything like me, you'll watch this now in its entirety without pause. #TwinPeaksFinaleSync https://t.co/kMmIOJvoUc

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

My response to those requesting Frank Sinatra is that Mr. Sinatra is in fact deceased and therefore unavailable.

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Fuck nazi scum trump

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Every photograph of me looks like the "before" picture.

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Goddammit, I'm into triscuits now.

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

See you cool people who dig absinthe, underthings and flute rock this very eve at #GreenFairy at @KGBBarRedRm. https://t.co/Xe3M01pXKl

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Morrissey singalong with @CookingBassist and #TomServo happening right now..

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

My drink is pink. Happy 4. (Yes, we're at @laflacanyc)

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Super honored and excited to be making noise with @GraceGotham and friends at tonight's #PeelMeAGlove at @sidgoldsreqroom. Get there! 8pm!!

[Countess Eden @CountessEden]

TOMORROW! $10, 8pm at @sidgoldsreqroom. @Storm_Marrero @ChaimJohnstein #jameshabacker @xoxLilinxox @RealBriHurley https://t.co/dbZDLJl7FH😍😚

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

I don't know how it's even possible, but deceased literary great Walt Whitman joins #DirtyBluesBurlesque tomorrow!!

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

You guys! It's #AccidentalGilligan season! Happy #GilliganSpotting and good luck. Be sure to share your finds;)

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Folks! Tonight #DirtyBluesBurlesque celebrates some of the great noses in showbiz at @sidgoldsreqroom. Doors 7:30pm

[Countess Eden @CountessEden]

5/2, sexy schnozzes @Minnie_Tonka @LeftyLucyNY @LoyCornelius @MisLucyLipstick moi & @ChaimJohnstein @ @sidgoldsreqroom 8pm, 7:30 doors, $10

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Bout to melt some hearts and a few faces using nothing but an upright piano with 88 keys. @MonkeyBarNYC, night now, till 11pm.. Move!

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

Miss Coney Island USA 2017 @HeyTigerbay joins the April lineup of #DirtyBluesBurlesque @sidgoldsreqroom tomorrow 8pm

[Chris Johnson @ChaimJohnstein]

This Tuesday, #DirtyBluesBurlesque is honored to welcome incredible @FancyBurlyQ. Fun starts @ 8 @sidgoldsreqroom