Lucy: X is a stupid name

Trying my best. Mostly harmless. Snarly & creaky. University Disability Adviser. Former Mental Health Occupational Therapist. Extreme traveller. Telly watcher.

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@lilyalicelouise @MailOnline My shopping trolley brings all the boys to my yard.

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@itamarbengvir The world is watching you and your behaviour.

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

Smol Paul would like you all to know that he MEANS BUSINESS.

He doesn't know what about, but, like, BUSINESS okay? Srs bzness.

[Brent MPS | North West BCU @MPSBrent]

#MISSING | We are appealing for information to locate MITKO from BRENT. He was last seen on 25/02/2026. Anyone with information is asked to call 101 quoting 01/7419549/26

[Ealing Police @ealingMPS]

#MISSING Have you seen Hannah, 35? She is missing from Chiswick and was last seen on 22 April, she may not be wearing any shoes or footwear. Anyone with information should call 101 quoting 01/7469892/26.

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@PinkRubberDuck0 @BBCNews Because this is an article sbout a black person. What a very strange stance

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@Brocklesnitch Such an odd intense unpleasant hobby

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@TfL The eternal puddle, so faithful and true. #puddlewatch #WestHarrow @tfl

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@metline please can you fix the roof at the top of the stairs at West Harrow. It's been like this for over a decade every time it rains.

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@TfL I'm sure you've all missed the puddle while I mostly avoid the Twitters, but here you go. Still going strong. Forget eternal flames, eternal puddles are where it's at. #puddlewatch #WestHarrow @TfL

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@metpoliceuk The people commenting are mostly cruel and hate filled. I hope this vulnerable elderly man is found soon

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@FrankeyTee @metpoliceuk How can you be so cruel about a tiny elderly man. Shame on you. Truly. Shame on you.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

#MISSING | We are appealing for information to locate Karieanne from Harrow/Norwich. She was last seen at around 0900HRS on 10/11/25. Anyone with information is asked to call 999 quoting 01/8195265/25

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

#MISSING | Have you seen Jessica, 14? Last seen in #Hackney on Friday, 24 October. Believed to be wearing a black baseball cap, blue jeans, a white belt and a black long-sleeved top. Anybody with information should call 101, quoting reference 2743/28OCT.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

#MISSING | Have you seen Muna, 13? Last seen in #Harrow on Friday, 19 September. Last seen wearing a grey hoody, black flared leggings and black-and-white Nike Air Jordans. Has links to #Uxbridge and #Northolt. Anybody who sees her should call 101, quoting CAD 2113/19SEP

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@holly So Smol in his Paulyness

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@GillianA Nifty

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

No.

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@TfL West Harrow, but I would imagine the moment has passed

[Lucy: X is a stupid name @chaletschoolfan]

@tfl please can you ask them to make an announcement on the Northbound service. There's a sign up within the station that Northbound is suspended, but nobody has told the people on the platform.

[Fenella Humphreys @fhvln]

I’m beyond happy to share that I’m Artist in Residence at @wigmore_hall next season!
I can’t wait to perform some incredible music including new commissions by Sally Beamish & @tomcoult with brilliant friends including @MartinRoscoe1 & @ndanielmusic ❤️

[Sniff’s Alt @sniffalt]

My partner keep showing orange juice to our orange cat and saying, “this is what happens to bad orange kitties” and then drinking it menacingly 😭😭😭