chandler

love this app

[Cormac 🇵🇸🇮🇪 @yungpapist]

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

if you're The Onion writers do you just give up at this point

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

bruh

[chandler @chanannmoore]

@TheInsiderPaper Injured himself in the leg…

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

If the Dow makes it back to Trump’s inauguration numbers, are we allowed to care about investigating pedophiles again?

Asking for Pam Bondi.

[Haytham Kaafarani @hayfarani]

I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.

[chandler @chanannmoore]

@2laa_kamal @Maram_nofall @Gazan_kids Happy Birthday Alaa! I have watched my husband go through medical school and training here in the US. I have endless respect for you and your classmates doing the same in such difficult circumstances. Stay safe 💕

[hil @plume__]

it’d be great if every person on earth sincerely wanted every other person on earth to be safe and cared for and then we could all be safe and cared for

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

20 years ago it was the eve of my residency match day. The next day I matched into my dream program at Cincinnati Children’s and then spent 3 years learning how to be a pediatrician from the best of the best.

Tonight is the eve of the day I will file to run for the US Senate to become the first ever pediatrician Senator, fight for South Carolina’s kids and all 73 million kids in 🇺🇸, and retire Lindsey Graham.

Life’s a journey. Do the big thing.

[Thomas Chatterton Williams @thomaschattwill]

Whatever the reality, this marks a major epistemological turning point in the modern world.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Man was not meant to monitor this many situations.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me drinking from a paper straw to save the planet.

The government:

[Covie @covie_93]

Y'all moved on too quickly from the video showing a sitting senator breaking the arm of a veteran who opposed the war in Iran.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Somebody’s paying attention.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it's a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

KAMALA WILL SEND YOUR SONS TO WAR

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

I can't believe the leader of the Board of Peace would do this

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize