Chance

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

I’m still baffled that modern humans actually fell for this “science.”

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The most important news you will see all day…

There is a Christian REVIVAL happening across the country.

Bible sales: + 41.6%
Spiritual app downloads: + 79.5%
Christian music streams: + 50%

God is good. This is how we win.

[TBN @TBN]

“They’ve heard of Jesus, now show them Jesus.” - Jelly Roll

Jelly Roll's powerful speech after winning Song of the Year for “Hard Fought Hallelujah,” with Brandon Lake, at this year's GMA Dove Awards.

Watch the full show on the free TBN+ app 📲

[Chance @chanceious1]

Do your research before drinking shitty alcohol. This is the main reason you all feel like shit after drinking that stuff

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Well duh lol we been saying that shit was overrated garbage but y'all eat it up lol

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Spittin

[Bean 🌱🪑 @Bean_the_bean]

I'm still a big fan of some guy that said they stopped teaching cursive in schools so newer generations can't read and understand historical documents or declarations

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Lol my mom had a trick that was undefeated! She would stand in front of me with a belt in her hand.

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Did we win?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 'WE WILL K*LL YOU!': Florida sheriff has a message for would-be leftist rioters. NOT IN FLORIDA.

"If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at. Because we will K*LL you, graveyard D*AD. We're NOT gonna play."

"If you spit on us, you're going to the hospital, then jail."

"If you hit one of us, you're going to the hospital, and jail - and most likely get bitten by one of our big, beautiful dogs we have here."

"If you try to mob rule a car in Brevard County - gather around it, refusing to let the driver leave? In our county, you're most likely gonna get RUN OVER, and dragged across the street."

Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey IS A LEGEND!!

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Alternate caption:

‘Retarded mother brings a baby to a full scale fucking riot.’

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Is that Topanga ?

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Here is an idea: Don’t bring your baby to a riot.

[🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 @Thugg_Speedman]

Not he still mad at the Muffin Man 😂😂😂

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

WATCH:

@damonimani is a MASTER level troll.

What is your message to the ladies on the View?

[aka @akafaceUS]

This actually makes sense

[Awesome Videos ❤️ @Awesomevideos07]

Bro is living my childhood dream

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

When you let your 87 years old grandpa say something on your wedding

[nnorfy @pixelatedBoobs]

U entirely too pretty to be having a baby by a Red Tarantula.

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

There is no comparison.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Canada fans booed our National Anthem

So Team USA started 3 fights in the first 9 seconds of the game and beat Canada 3-1 on their home turf

Now America is in the Championship game

Free Bird baby🦅