Once in undergrad some boys tried to start hitting on my friends and I (group of ~5) and I was like "Sorry we're all in a polyamorous queer platonic relationship" and walked away
(girl who cannot remember the word 'friend') hey i really like hanging out with you, do you want to join an open non committal aro ace relationship with me?
Oh my god remembering 2 years ago moving out of my apartment and this construction guy was like "Wow a lot of people are moving out right now why is that" and I was like "Well I'm moving because my girlfriend doesn't want to live with me anymore." Sorry to him but it was v funny