jakebot english!

the only thing i enjoy more than adventure is blue space girls! and Hal, of course. :)

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

Stuck in a cycle of toxicity involving these accounts and twitter in general for going on three years now, and enough is enough. So like I said before, I’m sorry if I had hurt you in any way. But we need to move on.

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

I’m not doing this in character because like I said, this shit is getting deactivated again in a minute. I was told I shouldn’t have said anything- because frankly, logging back in would risk falling back into our cycle of toxicity we had with this website, but I had to say +

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

I hadn’t exactly planned on reactivating this- in fact, I purposefully deactivated all my accounts early for a reason. But regardless: thanks to everyone and anyone I’ve interacted with for being our friends, but it’s time we moved on from this horrid website.

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

Something. Firstly, sorry to anyone who may feel like we’ve abadoned them. We just..a lot of things we’ve done ornportrayed ourselves to be are frankly untrue and not who we want to be remembered by, and we’d like a clean slate. We’re old. Not that old, but old. We have been +

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

I hadn’t exactly planned on reactivating this- in fact, I purposefully deactivated all my accounts early for a reason. But regardless: thanks to everyone and anyone I’ve interacted with for being our friends, but it’s time we moved on from this horrid website.

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- is there a way to be Homophobic towards this? i would like to be homophobic.

[vriska. @octetkind]

Thinking a8out him... <33333333

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- wait. this isn’t google. my bad!

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- vegeta and goku Kissing Compilation

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- vegeta and goku Kissing Compilation

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

@RealJoeyClaire & - felt this. (I do hope you find yourself, though!)

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- DO IT. THE FACIAL HAIR GODS ARE CALLING YOU, AMIGO. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM AT ONCE.

[grislyCyclogenesis @miirthful]

y’all.

i wanna gr;O)w a beard.

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- realest thing i ever seen.

[ً @kreophagos]

he was holding him too softly, with too much tender assurance that he felt something sick twisting in his gut, like shame at himself.

'but i am a monster,' he says, desperate for him to heed this warning. (he means: save yourself.)

'then you are my monster.'

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

@CuebornKing &- i can certainly tell, sir!

&- you seem to have everything worked out. Good on you, then.

[Jake English: Local Inconvenience @jakebutrobot]

Oh! Erm... You people think me or any of my friends are cis? That sounds like a you problem!

[Jake English: Local Inconvenience @jakebutrobot]

*Has a moment of sudden self realization.* Well im sure as shit not gonna unpack that!

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

@Testified_x2 &- how romantic.

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

@SincerelyDirkuu &- better, but still weird!

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- im going to end this conversation before I say something really mean. good day to you, mr crocker.

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- woah now, what do you mean by that?

&- hal isn’t just a robot, y’know. he’s a lot more than that! id really appreciate it if you didn’t invalidate our identities, thank you.

[jakebot english! @chapbotenglish]

&- it’s secondhand, but yes, i do.

&- hal is different, though. he’s a lot better. maybe you should invest in finding the one from your timeline.