Chapin Hansen

Michael Chang is my father, Gustavo Kuerten is my uncle and Justine Henin is my grandma

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@tweepika Deepika??? @tweepika What's the word?

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

Better Amelia Bedelia, Kristen Wig or Ellie Kemper?

[Chris Forsberg @ChrisForsberg_]

One of my favorite stories that Tommy would tell was revoking Cooz’s membership to the “I love Waltah” fan club then having a bunch of mothers complain to the station because their kids were screaming the catchprhase out their windows late at night.

☘️ https://t.co/Mwl9MynKDB

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@SVVintage Boo niners, bet jimmy g doesn’t even wear Levi’s #skol

[Silicon Valley Vintage @SVVintage]

Home for the holidays and had to give @zchnsn a shout out for this sick #vintage #timhortons corduroy hat #donuts 🍩 🍩 🍩

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@nic2hotty @bmansully Don't care how much, I'll take 50

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@nic2hotty @GregorHollerin @zchnsn Ha, that's incredible ... also i had no idea who he was

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Local Man Knows He Moved To Minneapolis For Something, But Can't Remember What https://t.co/qGmewRjx4Q

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@nic2hotty @deneenpottery Looks like you could fit 3! #niceshelf

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

We're staying on these dudes on our lottery show for the reactions... GO CELTS!

https://t.co/dWAOL5AD6j

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@nic2hotty @BenPeisch @zchnsn @itscaidyl The Mayor was not happy with that question. Keep playing Isaiah Canaan though! #goceltics

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

This just in, college basketball is really boring

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@two the answer is 100% w a margin of error of @bbaker , since he bet me a few years back fed was done

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@two just the appetizer, the main course is tonight. Fed in 4! @bbaker

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@tricericatops maybe you just have really tiny hands?

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

I just published “AO Week 1: Nick Kyrgios is Insane” https://t.co/ApN1Y6MOox

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@zchnsn @nic2hotty who doesn't? #fuckgamestop

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

I just published “Australian Open 2017: What to Expect” https://t.co/1ybV61H4CG

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

@two @philmcmichael @chaseswed @bbaker #ronynolike

[Chapin Hansen @chaphansen]

If I was the Twitter Board, I'd be calling this guy #maketwittergreatagain