Jess Mythen

*Insert wit here* she/her #girlslikeus #TransIsBeautiful

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

Opened twitter for the first time this year today and already "the discourse" has been more emotionally draining than I care for. I stand by my feeling that this website is bad for me.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

Wine, charity, revenge.

Sounds like a fun time.

[Dan Kaminsky @dakami]

clever.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@starlinex Wait. You mean a restaurant rating system explicitly designed to convince French motorists to drive for restaurants further away in order to sell more Michelin tyres isn't the definitive guide to all food ever? I'm shocked, shocked I say.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

At this point the only reason to open Twitter is to make myself angry and upset. This website is really just a fire in a manure storehouse now

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@JSIcey @LuckyBonez Use they instead. "It" is dehumanising, it refers to inanimate objects not people.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@JSIcey @LuckyBonez Never call a person it.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@CiaranMurphy224 I was never a huge fan of it either. I don't understand why so many people love it.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@CiaranMurphy224 Yeah I get that. It's always the thing with holidays like that. Feeling like your doing everything you want to without being rushed so you can actually enjoy it.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@CiaranMurphy224 Id say there are a million things to do in Tokyo and you could spend the whole time there and not even do a fraction. Are you gonna get to see the countryside between the 2 cities on your way?

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@CiaranMurphy224 I'm so jealous. How long are you guys going for?

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@CiaranMurphy224 I love that they lean into the satanism. I'm doing grand, I've a bunch of leftover holidays to take from work so that should make the winter easier 😄. How are you?

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@starlinex That would be weird at 1st but better than so many actors attempting a generic "british" accent that ends up sounding really fake. Something like Tge death of Stalin would be good were everyone just uses their own accent and it's never mentioned.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@starlinex Strangely enough I think that would sound less real to me since I hear far more UK accents in my real life than American ones. It would sound very "hollywood" to me.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@Sarah_LNX @parislees I thought we were pushing the freedom of speech thing till Saturday, I've got plans tonight.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@BellaRizinti @NotLucyDoyle @parislees There is a delay in this month's layout. Didn't you get the email? apparently they overspent on causing floods.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@MisterCinecal What if it's just one show, that disappeared years ago and keeps coming back into our timeline from different futures.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@Dishwasher1910 @bdunkelman @ElyseWillems @megturney @RiotRogers Maybe you shouldn't have tried to put a saddle on her when you said it.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

Welcome to Aloha Mora, Honolulu's premier Harry Potter themed locksmith.

[Jess Mythen @ChapterJessica]

@AdaEngine @CaitiWard_ Oh id never have it at home but it would be great for going in and out of semi-clean lab environments.