Marisa

my twitter personality is the girl in pitch perfect who sang respectable backup and muttered stuff under her breath that people wisely pretended not to hear

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@MusiclyGiftedYo @Rehune @TayvaCase @jwalker4 @sunfloraleaf @blackamoeba_ @missmulrooney @orcalover4ever The DEPUTY mayor.

A chicken mayor would be silly.

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@occasionalecho @UrsulaV The S&S audiobook as read by Juliet Stevens is superb, she makes everyone so deliciously bitchy (except Mrs Jennings, I <3 her so much)

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@WKIwMS The Graham Norton bit is pretty funny, they get Stephanie on the phone (and rip the piss out of her for liking something as tragic as knitting ofc, but she’s used to that and wears it vv well) https://t.co/FbYEQ3Ltvi

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@vinn_ayy Overheard by a friend at a party years ago, shortly after the first warnings were put on Canadian cigarette packs: “Cigarettes make you important?? I must be the most goddamn important guy in this room!”

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@Brasilmagic @jorgequevedo @BeeBabs Not according to Kendall’s eulogy. And he’s the #1 boy so I guess he’d know

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@Brasilmagic @jorgequevedo @BeeBabs Kendall and his two siblings spoke, what’s your problem?

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@bizzyunderscore @mistertodd He has to get his attaboys in the lackeyslack

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@jaimealyse 🥳🥳🥳

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@beatonna 💔

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@LucyKnisley Forbidden latte

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@prettykool @steinkobbe We used to be a society

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@bearhandsband @emmagf I think it’s also because the W looks like it coooooould stack perfectly on top of the N, but they’re offset instead, so the words just kind of…both exist, without actually relating to each other in any meaningful way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@The_Goonhongo @ericriveracooks Have you read the tweet about that guy whose old roommate used to hydrate his powdered milk with regular milk so he could drink “more milk per milk”? Look him up, you might be soulmates ❤️

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@LaComtesseJamie @rollsnideroll I make a paper list and then take a photo with my phone so I’ll still have it when I inevitably either forget to bring the paper list with me or lose it mysteriously mid-shop

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@kellyanneken Futurama quotes are part of my daily lexicon but I have seen that ep exactly HWONCE 😭

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@red_scott Yes we were all screaming at the tv “DON’T PULL IT OUT OH MY GOD HE PULLED IT OUT” truly it united all of humanity and it was beautiful

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@nee_massey Definitely, definitively, do not wash this in a machine. They don’t even want you to wash it in a basin, obvs I can’t see the garment but I bet unless you’re v careful the weight of the water/wringing will misshape. Looks like I’m too late with this warning tho, how’d it go??

[Marisa @charismarisa]

@karynmoyn Keepin it so real