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[Jay Don Takes @Skulledwedge]

Tony Romo’s OWI arrest video might be the first time where being arrested for OWI actually improved public perception of you

[Reductress @Reductress]

Job Security! AI Can’t Replace Satisfaction Boss Gets From Yelling at Woman

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Getting Anxious About How Stressed She's Been

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

like imagine thinking this makes you a tough man when you won’t even help your daughter as her husband beats her

[🌞🌚🌟🌠 @CharKiNte]

The president is literally a celebrity. The fbi director parties in Vegas every week. Wtf is this?

[Faj @Faj1791]

Interesting how he can be so mouthy that he breaks senate decorum but he can't muster the courage to speak up about how his republican colleague beat his daughter.

[em 💌 @polisciqueenn]

it’s very telling of the modern-day republican party that not a single republican politician, not even bernie moreno, has publicly called on max miller to resign

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇮🇱Netanyahu at 6:00 PM: "I'm going to NYC. I'll speak truth to this hateful official. Let's see him try to arrest me."

🇺🇸Mamdani at 6:05 PM: "ICC issued a warrant. I back it. I can't arrest you. DC can. I'm asking the feds to act. NYC doesn't welcome war criminals. We will defend human dignity." 🔥🔥

Bro with metal Spine. Zohran Mamdani is now most popular leader in US.👏

[Etan Nechin @Etanetan23]

Whoever took this photo of Netanyahu coming through the White House side entrance should get a Pulitzer

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Baby, Ms Rachel is on IG cutting up!

[anna vió a bts @utopiasjk]

btw, los grammys latinos empezaron justo después de que carlos santana un artista mexicano arrasó con todos premios uniéndose al récord de michael jackson con thriller

[Johan’s wife @Yet_tun_dey]

The apps turns these comments to a song is goated. This is just too funny

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

I feel like I had a pretty wide knowledge of pop culture by the time I was in middle school, which I don’t think is something you see anymore. Can you imagine a current 11 year old being familiar with the concept of “Mork & Mindy”

[Mike Flanagan🇺🇸 @MikeFlanagan001]

The USA has no universal healthcare, but it does have 49 billionaires who made their wealth from private healthcare. 🤔

[Nafreny @Nafreny]

@goddammitsarah dodging five fake download buttons was our version of a captcha

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[cult of pluto ☄️ @themartiancarl]

Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree”

REOPEN THE SCHOOLS

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yeah. she’s her mamas daughter

[irα!! @solarsystern]

little brother drove me to my exam and picked me up 9 hours later (bc he's the best) and in between, in a sort of satire or how long my exam was, he:
- went to stew leonard's
- went to beach
- went to the aquarium
- went to the mall
- saw the odyssey