"I'm tired of being the funniest one on The Real World." #Hashtag 🍔🍔🎱🎱💰💰 When they legalize marijuana, CLOSE the comedy theaters down! lol 😂 #DeepDish🍕
@BarrettSallee @irveymasten Yeah it does you stupid son of a bitch. You're not even funny & should quit comedy forever. Barrett Sallee is a good clown name though, so nice work on something I guess..
Oh goodness, you're such a disappointment! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank heavens @Kevin_Nealon is still a human being! 🍕🍕 Why don't you get real & make a Bordello of Blood sequel like you're supposed to? 🚜🚜🚜🚜 That's #Chicago! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/lwMfWEMyCJ
I'm not criticizing the skill of the farmer, I'm complaining because I don't like eating corn you goofy baby faced man-boy! Use a #deepdishpizza metaphor next time & consider taking a class at @iochicago if you want to learn about comedy my dear! 🍕🍕🍕 I'm the funniest one! 😂😂 https://t.co/vBZrluJK3O
@LoganPaul Probably you, since you LOVE to trivialize suicide on camera & make hurtful anti-Asian jokes. Then again, Chris was on #Undateable for 3 whole seasons, so.. Maybe it's a tie?
Wacky David Wain and Showboat Showalterr are "releasing" an ANNOTED VERSION of the Wet-HOT/"american..SUMmeR "screenplay" w/ explainin' commentary & BEHIND THE SCENES "anecdotes" . WE ARE FINALLY WINNING AGAIN!
Humorous - Live - Stage - Shows? NO! Not if I can help it sir. Unless of course you consider #Chicago an American city! LOL 🍕🍕 #DeepDish 😂 @iochicago https://t.co/sXNIGWcM91
This guy has 92 followers but 731 responses (& counting) for a single tweet. 😂 You #influencer! Of course you've already got even more responses but his ratio is impressive thanks to u! I sure loved ur work in "Knocked Up", @Sethrogen is one of my favorite #improv students! 🍕🍕 https://t.co/Vk0hbCTU7H
Guess what? @Barbie has a new documentary on @Hulu called "Tiny Shoulders: Rethinking Barbie" + I hear it's HILARIOUS! She was my #improv student during her #Chicago days & owes me EVERYTHING! https://t.co/N9NMSNxVHV
Don't worry you little monster, we all STILL LOVE YOU! Some of your best work was in "As Good as it Gets" when you beat up & robbed @realgregkinnear for being an artist! That scene is so hilarious & it bankrupted his character! Haha! 😂 #ComedyRules#ArtDrools#deepdishpizza 🍕🍕 https://t.co/pmtVpNxE0V
LOL! No offense doll, but your American accent is TERRIBLE 😂! Studying #improv has been proven to be a very useful tool when it comes to accent reduction & generally seeming more likeable. Sign up right away for a class at @iochicago or @ucbcomedy! You'll make new friends! 🍕 😂 https://t.co/OyadQH1EmD
"We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president, and the people who voted for him...in American history. From the highest levels of government, to their #MSM...their fate will be failure and they will perish in the political flames of their own fires." –@DLoesch
💰Oh I agree completely! & of course, best of all would be that @Schwarzenegger truly understands the art of #comedy! Hilarious in films like #Twins & Kindergarten Cop! He's also quite good as Mister Freeze in my personal favorite of the #Batman movies! 🍕 #DeepDish#LOL#Improv https://t.co/j1s6KhixKN
LOL! @CynthiaNixon was NEVER very funny on #sexandthecity, but she's learned a lot since then, FROM ME! Check out her new act - it's 1 part @Schwarzenegger & 1 part @tommychong.. + 100% FUNNY! It's time to FINALLY like Miranda. Catch her @ a NYC open mic if you can. 🍕 @iochicago https://t.co/uM3bLYxFCA
Now that public opinion has shifted on marijuana, rich white men like Boehner and companies like Monsanto are trying to cash in. We can’t let them rake in profits while thousands of people, mostly people of color, continue to sit in jail for possession and use.