charlotte

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

went triple platinum in my house when i was 10

[AshDHD 🦭 @ash_dhd]

If I was stuck on an Island with them and couple of tins of beans, i’d eat them and chat to the beans

[PrEP Easton Ellis @olvrkny]

no story will go unreplied to tonight

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Rishi Sunak is the absolute scum of this earth

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[jack @hiyajackk]

I feel there could have been a better way for management to diarise my annual leave

[big duntles @biglunty]

no need to call people names is there

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

Why is Eastenders on at 9.45pm will they say cunt

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Nostalgia is proof that you are living a life worth living, it is a privilege to yearn for your own memories

[Sue Vlaki @domingdynasty]

I got diagnosed with celiac a few weeks ago and my cousins were fully prepared with a food identification system

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

did u listen to the song i told u to listen to so u could better understand my psyche or do you want me to die

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

great news for her

[jack @jacktomo02]

been naughty or mums got dyslexia?