Zach

reluctant accountant

[Zach @chazercize]

@kflip11 @BrandonPerna Extremely concerning that the “chili spaghetti” brigade might be the sane ones

[Zach @chazercize]

@LizMpersonal just use the same as last year

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@mountainwesttax To be fair, there’s a much too high chance that the FASB gets discussed at thanksgiving in a family with a “long line of accountants”

[Zach @chazercize]

@bigern_ern @mountainwesttax Why isn’t anyone building the AI replacement for airports

[Zach @chazercize]

@fintaxdude She meant JPEG

Preferably taken with a potato, at a strange angle, in poor lighting

[Zach @chazercize]

@Micha_Siegel they will have no option but to inflate away the debt to manage the costs

buy assets

consider investing in a congressperson with insider connections

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@freakoooNico @ChiSoxFanMike Good lord you are a sad, pathetic little man.

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@NY0110Sports @MikePilbean I sincerely hope you’re able to get the help you need.

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@SNS92569093 I have seen it take a very long time for these to show up. For instance my own transcript doesn’t reflect one 1099-R yet. W2 stuff was on there early in the year, though.

[Zach @chazercize]

@MathewP100 @uptonaccounting Good point

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@jg_23yt @ChiSoxFanMike Yep. Not doing that. Even if no TJ

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@cubsfanben @jon_greenberg

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@datageneralist @FiSurgi I wish. Half the shit I do is cleaning up TT messes and self prep debacles

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@sirfache @whitesox Good chance they do win the series if no rain delay

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@nickmeals I will never get tired of this kind of humor

[Zach @chazercize]

@CaydenWMcLaugh You left peppercorns whole/didn’t grind them up? That’s not gonna be edible

[Andy Staples @AndyStaples]

I still wonder what we’d call things if those guys had broken into a Courtyard by Marriott instead of the Watergate Hotel.

[Zach @chazercize]

@DailyTaxMemes just put me out to pasture now

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@markcecchini Equity