Chastity Nightbloom

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[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

i had a dream last night involving me charging my phone in a hot pan, on the stove. In bacon grease. Whats wrong with me?

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

what if i don't have friends :(

I got: To stop making jokes about your friends
https://t.co/8OOsjbtU85 via @BuzzFeedUK

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

it was so cold today that i decided to microwave my milk for my coco puffs. Not bad, it was like i ate hot coco for breakfast.

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

I'm a green grape with a tiny dent apparently. The saddest moment of 2018 for me. For surrreeee...... https://t.co/f37A00mZ6u

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

When your love for ketchup goes too far https://t.co/zneMCxicsD

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

yummmmmm #NationalPickleDay

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

The princess bed I always wanted 👸

[The Metropolitan Museum of Art @metmuseum]

Did you know that today is "Make Your Bed" day? Canopy beds, like this one, once played an essential role in every nobleman’s bedroom. Not only did it afford privacy but the rich draperies also played an important part in keeping the temperature agreeable. https://t.co/dDzj4V9I5T

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

Dreams do come true!

[Insider Food @insiderfood]

This pizza uses mustard instead of tomato sauce 😳

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

😍😍 #sauceheaven RT @BuzzFeed: 25 Delicious Sauces You’ll Want To Drizzle Over Every Dish https://t.co/IB32gi656F

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

@KathrynGamer 😍😍😍

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

@InsiderFood He destroyed that perfect pizza. DISGRACE!!!!

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

@people Way to go Joshua!!

But lets also talk about the photo... the officer to the left looks like he sneezed.

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

i burnt my tongue 😖😩

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

Ill bring the wine 🍷Who will bring the crackers?! ⚡️ “3,200-year-old cheese discovered in Egyptian tomb 🧀”

https://t.co/3CKiUeDyw8

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

I would do the #MatildaChallenge but I have no one to do it with me😕😩

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

I’m eating seaweed and it’s crumbing everywhere. Watta mess!!

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

@Lyca29 ill take my chances

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

@newgirllbianca I wouldve wanted to bathe in purell if a complete stranger sneezed on me😷🤢

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

😍🥑#NationalAvocadoDay!! But then again, evryyyyyy day should be national avocado day.

[Chastity Nightbloom @chaznightbloom]

@newgirllbianca That sucks!!!