Kristen

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[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[zonk @CastinZonk]

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

[liv ⚢ @femmefatalistm]

i acc encourage discourse over this tweet bc i NEVER shaved bc i want to. i only ever shave bc of patriarchal societal pressures. since i was a teen & stopped shaving my family acted like it was a feminist political statement instead of me living with my natural body

[josh @cybersnitch]

This dude was NOT in ANY of the tiktok edits ive seen…

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

Lowkey cast Lena Dunham in the next white lotus

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

enjoy your little headcanon. theres no way in hell Ms Frizzle shaves her bush

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text

[anna @ikeaduvet]

does anyone remember what my manager just asked me to do

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

i hope this email kills you

[Kristen @chedrbbybiscuit]

@witchestittie my bilingual queen…

[dewey @bisondewey]

no roster no hoes i be high as hell in bed lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace at night

[Charlie @chardypf]

Adding “stay warm” when you say goodbye to someone

[muceart @muceart]

Happy new year of the snake!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 Chimney Rock, NC is essentially GONE.

It looks post-apocalyptic.

And the mainstream media and White House are practically ignoring it!

WTF?

[Momsplaining is my job @Momsplaining101]

People who keep saying that Appalachia should’ve been prepared for this really know nothing about the area or weather. This wasn’t a “once in a lifetime” thing. This was a “this has never happened since Noah” kind of thing. It’s one thing to live below sea level and have this happen, it’s a whole other to literally live in the mountains and have your home wash away or have water covering your house. People had less than a days warning of how bad it might be and nothing said it would be this bad. On the coast people know a week ahead what will likely happen because it happens all the time. It’s not the same.