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Don't commit Cheese Crimes #MaintainTheWedge

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[Blaze @TheFurryBlaze]

Gifted @Jai_the_Jackal some Dutch Cheese.

This is how she chose to eat it.

@cheesecrimes worthy

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@alexanderjaeger @MerrittBaer I see absolutely no crime being committed here

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Look how they massacred my boy 😭😭

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@torycullen @0xMatt Also maybe .🧀 but only after every keyboard on every laptop has made space for the dedicated cheese emoji key

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@torycullen @0xMatt The world absolutely needs .cheese, what do you mean

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Everyday We Stray Further From God's Light.

[FrankTheTank @FrankiTheTank1]

Ihr schneidet beim Emmentaler doch auf den Plastik gleich mit Rinde in einem Zug, right?!!

Hab schon wieder eine Diskussion hier!

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While making puns with cheese is definitely a sign of healthy creativity, brie is not meant to be liquified, and stored in mayonnaise tube!

[Paul Greveson @moppius]

Uncovered evidence of Cheese Crimes happening in Sweden

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That's as crime-ey as it gets!

The sentence might get lower if we learn more about the crime scene... maybe this was cheese taken out of "husband only" fridge

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

what is the bay area coming to? someone snuck into my house to steal one bite of cheese. people, please keep an eye out for a cheese thief. I'd guess from the bite he's about the size and build of my husband, 6' tall with very evenly spaced teeth

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@mercure_fr what is your contingency plan?

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Horribly mangled SaintNectaire ....

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Cheese platter alignment chart

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What an absolute disgrace!
No cheese was spared there :(

[Michał Legin @_meehow]

Paging @cheesecrimes. #SANS Paris 2022

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@LukasMergele @BaldwinRE For more information abound Fondue Rheology, please refer to Rheology of Swiss Cheese
Fondue by Bertsch, Savorani, Fischer (2019)
Summary attached for convenience (you need to add starch, 3% of cheese weight)

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@LukasMergele @BaldwinRE These can be found all around the country, and do sell the real stuff!

Buying pre-prepared fondue bags is also legitimate, as grating large amount of cheese can be quite annoying, and you're sure to get the proper mix of cheeses & starch.

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@tomchop_ @juanbuis Thank you, will pass on to our Cheese Disinformation Research Group

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@alexanderjaeger @shortxstack I would say it's fine if it's just hard cheese being reduced to powder form (Parmigiano)

Now this case seems dangerously close a cheese misdemeanor as:
- contains stuff that isn't cheese (Whey, buttermilk)
- Has false advertising (see pic, doesn't look like cheddar to me)

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It's apparently been three years of exposing cheese crimes on twitter!
There is still a lot to do on the proper cheese etiquette education unfortunately :(

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The work of savages

[Heather Adkins - Ꜻ - Spes consilium non est @argvee]

Vacation Cheese Crimes @cheesecrimes

[L'Est Républicain @lestrepublicain]

Plus d’une trentaine de meules de raclette et de comté volées près de Besançon

https://t.co/6aLi5Y5yvn