That's as crime-ey as it gets!
The sentence might get lower if we learn more about the crime scene... maybe this was cheese taken out of "husband only" fridge
what is the bay area coming to? someone snuck into my house to steal one bite of cheese. people, please keep an eye out for a cheese thief. I'd guess from the bite he's about the size and build of my husband, 6' tall with very evenly spaced teeth
@LukasMergele @BaldwinRE For more information abound Fondue Rheology, please refer to Rheology of Swiss Cheese
Fondue by Bertsch, Savorani, Fischer (2019)
Summary attached for convenience (you need to add starch, 3% of cheese weight)
@LukasMergele @BaldwinRE These can be found all around the country, and do sell the real stuff!
Buying pre-prepared fondue bags is also legitimate, as grating large amount of cheese can be quite annoying, and you're sure to get the proper mix of cheeses & starch.
@alexanderjaeger@shortxstack I would say it's fine if it's just hard cheese being reduced to powder form (Parmigiano)
Now this case seems dangerously close a cheese misdemeanor as:
- contains stuff that isn't cheese (Whey, buttermilk)
- Has false advertising (see pic, doesn't look like cheddar to me)
It's apparently been three years of exposing cheese crimes on twitter!
There is still a lot to do on the proper cheese etiquette education unfortunately :(