Colin Martin💙

A journey without laughter is the quickest path to misery.

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

I would fuckin deck that..........

[Fatima Whitbread @FatimaWh1tbread]

So proud that my mum, Maggie Whitbread, & I are receiving the Freedom of the Borough of Thurrock—the highest community honour. From teacher & leader to mum & coach, she shaped my journey to becoming a World & European champ, world record holder & triple Olympian. 🙌❤️

[Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome]

Does anyone else remember the “How and Why” books from the 1960s/1970s?

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

Remembering our Baz .. can't believe its 7 years already 🤍

[Headys farm @HeadysFarm]

It’s incredibly disappointing to find a crop you have been tending to all year, trashed just before harvest! How can people be so selfish 🌾🚙💨! #harvest25

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@ediz1975 Lewisham?

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

[Comedians Talking About Football Podcast @ComTalkFootyPod]

Joey Barton criticising penalties? 🤔

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Britain's hardest man, pictured with Tyson Fury.

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

Together. ❤️

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@AB84 Maureen the cleaner.

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@catholic_comedy Yes, Pizza Hut has turned into the Krypton factor. Will not return, easier/cheaper to go to Lidl buy one cook it, eat it. @LidlGB

[Canadian Army @CanadianArmy]

For the 3rd time in history, a non-UK unit will mount the King’s Life Guard. From July 11–21, Canada’s own Lord Strathcona’s Horse (Royal Canadians), will stand guard in London, coincidentally marking 125 years of service.

#LdSHRC #KingsLifeGuard

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@DYSONlife4real Good afternoon from Dartford Kent.

[Yesterday's Britain, A Better Britain. @YesterdaysBrit1]

The colours and prices of yesteryear.

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@JackPosobiec The British are coming

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@realMaalouf It all sounds lovely, but what day do you put the bins out?

[Get Wild 🐦 🦋 🐝 🍃 @mitchellsnik]

Many dead fish floating in the local stream. It's a stark reminder of the devastating impact low oxygen levels can have on aquatic life. We need to do more to protect our waterways. #DeadFish #StreamPollution #OxygenDepletion #EnvironmentalImpact #WaterQuality

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@theAliceRoberts Costcutters Gravesend?

[Colin Martin💙 @cheeseflan1060]

@FoodPleaser Very dry bread 🍞