Maybe: Katie

A caffeine based life form☕️

[Maybe: Katie @cheesekakee13]

Clinking my wine with two Benadryl ✌🏽

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

Nobody tells you that some of your biggest milestones happen quietly. No party. No post. Just you, standing in your kitchen, realizing you finally feel okay.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Christmas is in 10 days and work has not slowed down???

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or 2027, or never

[weather @dsxf234161]

it snew

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

There is no comedy in my lifetime that will be funnier than this moment.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

i will stop that microwave at 0:02
NOBODY GOT TIME for all that Hooting & Hollering.

[ieva @mourninglambs]

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life and wake up exhausted and aching

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Makena @makenawhite]

“It’s just a golf tournament you need to relax”

GOD FORBID my will to live rides on a 5’9 Northern Irishman’s ability to put a little white ball in a hole

[𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 @hannahgriff]

my red flag is that I don’t make playlists on spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the “Liked Songs” playlist and shuffle that, like an ipod

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

My brain: “I’m gonna be smart about my pick this year.”

My soul:

[Maybe: Katie @cheesekakee13]

I’ve never listened more intently to the pre-flight safety video

[Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa]

Limewire tore up every computer in North America. No ban.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth