chef_man

gosto de postar meus pensamentos aqui

Nós somos Albert Wesker

[All-bones Jones💀Skeleton Vtuber @AllbonesJones]

he's completely 100% right and you're just mad about how right he is. i beat every boss in dark souls 1 blindfolded and i've NEVER NOT ONCE beaten this intro stage boss.

difficulty curve? more like driving into a difficulty brick wall

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

week 1: "Hehe, it is pretty funny to imagine that Dess is missing because Asgore hit her with his truck, since she's a deer and deers get hit by cars all the time"
month 3:

[SANXHO | 🇦🇷☀️ @wizard_sanxho]

pq hicieron una pelicula de riders vs verity?

[Luis Miguel O ÚNICO☭ @MalaguetaMiguel]

Vai vazar vídeo do Nikolas batendo punheta

[MeurMeurLover🍓 @MeurLover2]

He doesn't want you back Gubo

[leslie @LEZB0B0MB]

im ready zach #PREGGERFORCREGGER https://t.co/pOhMMoih4d

[chef_man @chef_muchacho]

Talvez irei fazer livetweet da minha jogatina

[cianeatsgrass @cianeatsgrass]

when u watching undertale comic dubs in 2016 and the VA keeps adding unfunny adlibs at the end

[chef_man @chef_muchacho]

@Biohazie minha alma és tua, quando eu morrer meu fantasma vai te proteger como se fosse um stand

[Mark Martinez @MarkElDude]

MFs gonna be moving like Solid Snake on Shadow Moses

[Luis Miguel O ÚNICO☭ @MalaguetaMiguel]

E eu aqui: me matando de bater punheta

[𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐌 𝐃𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐘 @linguadamnare]

Fetiche mais esquisito de um hispanoamericano/brasileiro = pé, bondage, cuspe na boca

Fetiche mais normal de alemão/japonês = ser embalado à vácuo em borracha e ver seu corpo ser compactado até virar um frigobar no meio de um chão de fábrica de uma siderúrgica.

[alucard carioca🦇 @alucard_carioca]

pao + queijo + presunto = holy misto quente💀

[chef_man @chef_muchacho]

Toma no cu🫩

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

Push back, fight hard, and take back control. ⚔️

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[marcião 名誉 ❗️🪴 @marciomusashii]

ai sim mano, ultzona do noturno vai ser ele puxar um ave maria e glorificar o time, ai eu animei

[HowlingNorbit @HowlingNorbit0]

My favorite part about instagram is how you can open the app and the first thing you see is a nigga blasting ropes on one of those delivery robots

[chef_man @chef_muchacho]

Just platonic vibes

[mrsaltyz | SECT @saltshaken]

no butthole no balls no nothing