Ooi

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I see them

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

I'm obsessed with this dude on IG whose whole bit is frantically fixing manhole covers that have been misaligned with street markings lol

[gerf (fred) @achingkneejoint]

they never expect da kitchen bluray drawer

[sex @thegoj1ra]

bro what was i talking about

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

Oh its me Steve Jobs. I'm in Heaven now! so sorry I died.

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

83 year old regular at the bar fell over on Tuesday, got him on a chair, he passed out & was snoring, then had no pulse, shit & pissed himself, ambulance came and took him away, didn't show up Wednesday, Thursday and he came in and had his regular 4 beers, salute to a real one

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

How Codeine Crazy felt first listen

[The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 @lecternleader]

What is this a Buc-ee's for ants?

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

I'm hitting g-forces on this forklift that would make a fighter pilot fucking shit himself*

[Lon Harris @Lons]

Every time I watch a musical biopic now, I clock every trope that WALK HARD already parodied. I think it's the most exacting and methodical parody breakdown of a genre in history.

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

still got it

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

“You’ve turned her against me cuh”

[mrs. local @mrslocal305]

Today’s kids will never know the feeling of hitting a mint juul pod w this song in the background. Tragic

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Chuck E. Cheese mascot has been arrested while on the job

The Tallahassee Police Department arrested the employee for credit card fraud

[Alyssa @ogkushconsumer]

Gadsden, Alabama they can never make me hate you bc who the fuck pawned a 1 to 14 CD duplicator and left 14 gucci mane bootlegs in it

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

Percocet & Stripper Joint

[lauren @winonaddict]

took an edible & this has me crying