Chelly

currency/futures trader; 100% baby; analyst-broker for a select few i guess; literally doro and cirno

[Chelly @chellypepeloni]

Charts and numbers are for mental notes. Never financial advice. Do your own DD, dont get investment picks from Twitter.

[Ellen Joe también puede ser secretaria funadosZZZ @zzzellenjoezzz]

You are invited to "Dorear" (send "Doros" to the posts) the Nikke and PlayStation accounts with the following message:

#SupportElotesDoro
@ElotesDoro

[The Milk Man @MrMilkTrading]

2 year old sick.

Wife: "Where's the VICKS?"

Me: "It closed under 15!"

Wife: "Wtf"

Me: "Oh the VICKS!"

[Chelly @chellypepeloni]

Me as fuck

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“He’s not unemployed, he’s monitoring the middle east situation”

[PAF @pixelartfighter]

Why is the stock market closed on weekends?? 🤔 LET ME IN!!! ✊💥

#doro #PAF

[Chelly @chellypepeloni]

Is this a chart signal

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

Words to familiarize yourself with before Fat Bear Week starts on Tuesday:

Hefty — Packing extra poundage
Hoss — Has its own gravitational pull
Wide Load — Please allow extra room at Brooks Falls
Built Different — Mostly made of salmon
Mega Chonk — Final boss of chonks
Big Back — Self-explanatory
Winter-ready — Fat. Glorious. Prepared

Study up. There will be a test.

[Chelly @chellypepeloni]

😵‍💫

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: For the first time since the Iran war began, JPMorgan says it no longer has a baseline view on oil, writing "we simply don't know how to model the endgame," and that the assumption that the Middle East disruptions are temporary is "becoming increasingly difficult to sustain," per JPMorgan Global Research.

The bank says it had assumed there were economic red lines the Trump administration would be unwilling to cross, and that six months later "many of those lines have been crossed, yet the exit strategy is less clear, not more."

Chevron's CEO said this week the Great fuel crisis has officially arrived, as Trump officials continue to claim the disruption temporary.

[JH @CRUDEOIL231]

Hands down one of the greatest dark memes I’ve seen in my entire career.

I know folks on the commodity desk already knows how this math works, but just for the broader timeline and the math-challenged folks out there...

The Taylor Rule is traditionally used to calculate a central bank’s optimal policy rate:  i = r* + p* + 1.5(p - p*) + 0.5(y - y*)

(i = nominal rate, r* = neutral rate, p* = 2% target, p - p* = inflation gap, y - y* = output gap).

Dr. Ghalibaf basically jammed two brand new variables into this classic framework, the Strait of Hormuz and the Bab-el-Mandeb.

He's flexing that global CPI and terminal rates are dictated by their maritime choke points...

Honestly crown the man Meme King already. And the wild part? He’s not even lying. Does today's Fed decision even matter in the grand scheme?

Give it a few days, and we’ll all be recalibrating the next FOMC print purely around energy prices—which ironically are being priced by Tehran and the Houthis.

The guy isn't wrong. Welcome to the new macro regime.

#oott #iran

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

World leaders after attending BRICS summit in India

[Max Lugavere @maxlugavere]

New cheat code for women just dropped: just water them.

[ً @solo_levelingx]

Risk management is for losers

What are you even managing

You’re poor and life will be over in a flash

Gorilla big dick moves needed

All in

[J trader @jtrader]

Bruce lee said "Be like water"

So i became liquidity.

[Cozyy @Cozyvik]

My cinnamon raisin bread dough is absolutely out of control right now 😭🍞✨ She’s rising, thriving, doing the absolute most… and honestly I’ve never been prouder 🥹💖

[Chelly @chellypepeloni]

Ph politicians

[PiQ @PiQMarkets]

Are you corrupt?

“I’m locally sponsored”

😂😂😂😂😂

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.

[Juan @juanrtrevino_]

Llega un punto en el que no sabes si es Angela Merkel o Boris Johnson.

[atlas @reatlashype]

MFs won't pay $6 for a coffee, but they'll risk $5,000 on a single trade.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

People who spend long periods of time at home and slowly lose the desire to go outside often think they're just resting. But psychologically, many of them are experiencing something called mental rumination. It's a state where the brain starts slowing down while the number of thoughts inside keeps increasing and the motivation to do anything slowly disappears. The mind gets stuck in the past, worries about the future and burns itself out. This isn't laziness, it's a nervous system stuck in survival mode. And the longer it lasts, the more distant normal life begins to feel. And the difficult part is that you usually can't escape it through one massive burst of motivation. And sometimes,recovery starts with just one small step.

[kuno @kunoo]

Traders can read any chart 😂

[MapleStax Trades @MapleStax]

“Men used to go to war”

9:30 market open is war bro

[Meowpin @dailymeowpin]

Have the best Sunday 🥰😆