Chelsea Perry

texas ex

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

The moment 🤘

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@ChickenParmPapi @maceyyperryyyy Mikey asking the real questions 💅🏼

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

Making an out of state move can be stressful, but @Delta is the ultimate hero this morning! The curbside employee at @DFW helped get ALL 5 of my bags checked in to help make my move to NYC feel seamless.

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@doreenlorentz Oh my god you’re going to love it. Optimal ergonomic reading and screen size.

[Tom VanHaaren @TomVH]

#Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers gifted all of his offensive linemen overnight duffel bags from Texas brand Lucchese before the Red River Showdown.

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@WilldeFries my cat stole my sweater mid fold. Does this have the same impact as the groundhog seeing his shadow & mean that it is in fact oatmeal sweater szn?

[will defries @willdefries]

My son, 1, has discovered the word “dog” and it’s all he says now. Everything is dog. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he learned it. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “Had it in me this whole time.”

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@dcarterruff I have a question if I may. If one places their Za card on a Saturday night, can they eat that same Za throughout the week? Or would that be cause for a Za card revocation?

[Nicole White @neeks187]

When you’re trying to take a thirst trap and @chelseaperryyy makes a joke about super fruit acerola

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

Late here, but some people did go to therapy at camp last year…

[Gordo @Gordon_Shmordon]

30-50 feral Willmamis will literally go to camp before going to therapy @campwillmamis

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@MacyPaigeKana Still as beautiful as ever, though! You’ve got this Macy!!

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

Just spent an hour filling out my bag claim for @AmericanExpress bc @Delta lost my bag only to get this message when I submitted! 🤯 I’m tired of this lost bag taking up so much of my very little free time after work.

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@BarstoolBigCat help me plz

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

My friends were flying spirit home from vacay and I chose to pay for @Delta (comfort + seat) so I had would have a seamless travel day… that didn’t happen at all. Delayed flights, lost luggage, rebooked in main cabin. Now a week later and my bag is still lost.

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@TheRealKatPat did a clothing swap this weekend with things Plato’s closet turned down months ago and my friends took and LOVED. I left the party with lulu shorts WITH tags and a formal dress!! might be worth the try :,)

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@karleecam Bean papas and cheese from taco deli !!!!!

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@maceyyperryyyy @karleecam No one has used this metaphor before but it makes sense

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

From the boardroom to the backboard @jacquigrace11

[campwillmamis @campwillmamis]

camp committee chair meeting. touching base on this, will circle back on that later

[Chelsea Perry @chelseaperryyy]

@thatgalgrass I LOVEEEEEE YOU GRASS