Courtney

I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket

[Courtney @cherms]

Jess is Rory’s worst boyfriend and it makes me feel CRAZY that anyone thinks otherwise (I’m very unemployed right now)

[Courtney @cherms]

@rockinrobyn47 Today, Malibu Rising

[Courtney @cherms]

The reason we were all put on this earth was to be able to sit on a couch with a cup of tea and read a Taylor Jenkins Reid book.

[kie @criminalplaza]

ended that flop jeremiah

[Courtney @cherms]

“You look like you’re getting a tan. Like a marshmallow that barely touched the fire. Or a marshmallow that was opened in a bag near the fire.” -my husband

[📜 @elioandoliverse]

It's not clocking to you that I've been standing on business for as long as I've known you jo

[Courtney @cherms]

Moving back to Long Island is just me thinking about all the breakfast burritos I've left behind

[Courtney @cherms]

Accidentally pavlov'd my dog that when I put on sunscreen, he goes for a walk. But if I put on sunscreen and DON'T take him on a walk, he cries & is inconsolable. So now I have to sneak off to the bathroom to apply sunscreen in secret and run away before he can smell it.

[Courtney @cherms]

@Earthtochenzita Who is this diva

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@rockinrobyn47 Ye

[Courtney @cherms]

Wedding planning update

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@Earthtochenzita Shrinkflation

[Courtney @cherms]

Long Island accents are so soothing to me. The thicker the better. Walking through an Uncle Giuseppe’s is like rainforest sounds for me.

[Courtney @cherms]

@TheSims Any chance this will be avail for Mac in the future?? 🥲

[Courtney @cherms]

Me: I can’t do anything. I can’t even play the piano.

Sam: Honey, no. You can play the SIMS.

[Courtney @cherms]

@Earthtochenzita You’re hottttttt

[Courtney @cherms]

@abakalaba Girl delete

[Courtney @cherms]

@evolps I’ve got soooo many mid terms to cram for

[Courtney @cherms]

If there’s one thing me and Erin are gonna do. It’s yap.

[regular gem @Choplogik]

haha dont worry dude its all in your head!! thereby inescapable