Cheto Van Gogh

18 | Im Great | Menace to Sobriety 🍻🎉

[Cheto Van Gogh @cheto_white]

When I get drafted for WWIII and they tell I can bring my squad #wwlll #elitegamingdelmarva

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

[Yẹmí—Ìdàmú Ànọ́bí. @KR3Wmatic]

The best answer to a fool is silence. That's why the devil hasn't written any book to defend himself.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.

Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

sometimes i wish jobs and work did not exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

[Matt James @mattloaded]

Social apps are completely broken.

I know what my friends liked. I see what they repost and the life they aspire to. I know what news they are annoyed at this week.

But I don’t know if they’re sleeping okay, hitting the gym, or eating well. I don’t know anything real about them anymore.

We’re all just broadcasting into the void and calling it connection

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 12 hours?

> A CEO of a $200 billion company said on camera that 35% of new grads won't find jobs. He didn't even flinch saying it.

> Meta made $165 billion last year and is still firing 15,000 people because apparently record profit isn't profitable enough.

> Some random guy in Florida sold his entire house in 5 days using ChatGPT. No real estate agent, no commission, no experience. Just vibes and a $20 subscription.

> A man in Australia cured his dying dog's cancer with AI after every single vet told him there was nothing left to do. Built a custom vaccine from his couch.

> The guy who created Uber and left 300,000 taxi drivers broke is back. Building robots now because apparently ruining one industry wasn't enough.

> Tinder wants access to your camera roll. Your drunk photos, your 3am notes app meltdowns, your deleted selfies. They're calling it a "vibe check."

> Naval, the man who made hundreds of millions investing in software, just said software is dead. Four words and the entire industry felt it.

> And Anthropic removed the limit on how long their AI can think and then doubled everyone's usage for free. Because when the product is addictive enough you give the first taste away.

All of that happened today. Not this week, not this quarter. Today. A random Saturday in March.

This is worse than you being on meth.

[DJ @GiftedByGame]

Half the population woke up one day and just decided to talk like Carmelo Anthony wasn’t one of them ones. It’s only going to get worse as time passes

[Cheto Van Gogh @cheto_white]

@SCVOLMD 😂😂 can i get the original clip, i need to know what song it was

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[Coastal Carolina Athletics @GoCCUsports]

Tomorrow 👀

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

Im just gonna leave this completely random video here. This video has zero significance to anything related to anything this weekend. Thank you

[ESPN @espn]

COASTAL CAROLINA’S WIN STREAK CONTINUES 📈

THE CHANTS ARE HEADED TO THE MCWS FINALS ‼️

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE TEAL IS FOR REAL 😱

25 STRAIGHT WINS FOR COASTAL CAROLINA‼️ @CoastalBaseball

[D’Jordan Strong @djordanstrong]

Come outside @CPhilly19 we not going to hurt you

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

The teenage years should be for practical skill building. High school is basically a scam.