Michelle Obama once asked her mother why she was holding Barack's hand on election night. Her mother replied, "His father left when he was two. He lost his mother to cancer. He was moments away from becoming the leader of the free world with no parents, so I took his hand.
Bummer you couldnโt make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how weโve all finally noticed it and now weโre slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too