chief bear shaker

Webistics majority shareholder. Nestor Cortes enjoyer // RTs ≠ endorsements // like ≠ like

[chief bear shaker @chiefbearshaker]

Dads at the register Auto-repair tech

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"Alright, what's the damage here?"

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes

[! @grey990s]

I know they be blowing that Neds Declassified nigga high every time they try to help him

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Chicago Pope uses hometown mob tactics to convert believers, circa 2025.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Miami Heat injury report:

• Jakucionis (groin) - OUT
• Rozier (arrested as part of a widespread FBI investigation on sports betting) - OUT
• Herro (ankle) - OUT

[divya venn @divya_venn]

The world is a museum of passion projects

[Click Thoughts @ClickThinks]

Your turn to pick what we watch, feel free to pick anything on the shelf.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Some words go together like jelly and peanut butter… wait, that sounds super weird.

A pair of words that is used in a fixed order in an idiomatic expression is called an ‘irreversible binomial.’

‘Peanut butter and jelly’ is an example of an irreversible binomial.
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[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

three year old heard us talking about social security numbers. asked what his is. i said: ill tell you, but you cant tell anyone. he agreed. i told him his social security number is 9. twenty three minutes later he told the mailman.

[trevy @chillextremist]

Dapping you up locomotively

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with her

[Ava @noampomsky]

someone close to me did acid a year ago and realized he was coping with anxiety by overeating and immediately switched to coping with anxiety by running 7 miles a day (which he is still doing)

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Go out there and show me how it’s done, OG

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

Have you considered rizzing them up with a letter? 🤔

[Mets in Stitches @MetsStitches]

Taylor Swift on meeting Pat Mahomes:

"Unbelievable. Mahomes made 39 relief appearances in 1999 for the Mets and posted an 8-0 record with a 3.68 ERA and helped the Mets win the NL Wild Card. He even drove in the winning run and got the win in Chicago that year."

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

People asked how it would be possible for Amazonian towns and villages spotted by the Orellana expedition in 1541 to be totally gone by the time of the Ursua expedition in 1561. I assure you, it’s quite possible.

[chief bear shaker @chiefbearshaker]

Just wait till you find out how expensive roads and highways are

[The Cincinnati News @CincinnatiNews_]

@fozznaut @sensenjoyer @juliet_whiskey_ @Boenau Really don't know. But proper #bike paths are not cheap to create. #Cyclists need to help pay for them. (BTW, the bike lane in the photo ... empty)

[Tim @VolaTim]

Never deleting this app