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[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

This is one video I want to use before the end of this year. I need that W🥺

[EXΛCTLY @BLIZZSS]

@adamprince48 https://t.co/xGs62np16R

[Latto 𝕏 @Rydx_017]

Tuangalie Movie Kidogo 🥱

[m.s.a.k.i @raphyrodrick]

Hizi kwenye picha alafu ongezea
1. https://t.co/swZDDywhgU
2. https://t.co/fneSMYVdSW

[m.s.a.k.i @raphyrodrick]

Hii App inaitwa Reezn huu mzigo una movies na mipira na kila kitu. Ushindwe wewe tu hapa

https://t.co/EJTdNcScZ3

[Myunani @MaxTz255_]

Kwasababu Wengi Mlikimbia HISTORY wacha Leo Niwakumbushe 😂👇🏿 Hii Ni Mifumo ya Kiuchumi Duniani

1. COMMUNISM
Una ng'ombe wawili. Serikali inachukua wote na kukupa maziwa kidogo.

2. FASCISM
Una ng'ombe wawili. Serikali inachukua wote na kukuuzia maziwa kidogo.

3. SOCIALISM
Una ng'ombe wawili. Unamkabidhi mmoja kwa jirani yako.
Ili asiwe Omba Omba

4. BUREAUCRATISM
Una ng'ombe wawili. Serikali inachukua wote, inawachinja,

5. VENTURE CAPITALISM
Una ng'ombe wawili. Unauza mmoja, kununua fahali. Kampuni yako inakua, unaiuzia hisa kwa umma huku ukibaki na haki za kudhibiti ng'ombe wote wanne.

6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
Una ng'ombe wawili. Unauza mmoja na kununua fahali. Kundi lako linaongezeka, uchumi unakua, unawauza wote na kustaafu kufuga unafanya Issue zingine

7. A FRENCH CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili. Unagoma, unaandaa maandamano, unaziba barabara kwa sababu unataka ng'ombe watatu.

8. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili, lakini hujui walipo. Unaamua kwenda kula lunch wala huwatafuti wakipotea sawa

9. A SWISS CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe 5,000. Hakuna hata mmoja Unayemmiliki wewe unawasaidia Watu kuwamiliki. Unawatoza wamiliki wake ada ya kuwahifadhi.

10. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili. Unamuuza mmoja na kumlazimisha mwingine kutoa maziwa ya ng'ombe wanne. Baadaye unaajiri mshauri kuchunguza kwa nini ng'ombe amekufa.

11. AN INDIAN CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili. Unawaabudu na wanakuwa Mungu wako

12. AN IRISH CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili. Mmoja ni farasi unamtumia Kwa starehe

13. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili. Biashara inaonekana nzuri. Unafunga ofisi na kwenda kunywa bia kusherehekea.

14. AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Kila mtu anadhani una ng'ombe wengi. Wanakwambia una ng'ombe wanne. Hujui ni wangapi kweli waliobaki kwa sababu hakuna anayeruhusiwa kuwahesabu. Lakini unajua fulani anachukua maziwa yote.

15. A BRITISH CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili. Wote wawili ni wazimu.

16. A GREEK CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili uliowakopa kutoka benki za Kifaransa na Kijerumani. Unawauza wote kulipa deni la taifa, kisha unawakodisha ili kupata maziwa. Akaunti zinaonyesha una ng'ombe watatu, lakini kodi inatozwa kwa ng'ombe wanne. Unamuuza mmoja Ugiriki na wewe unaenda kunyoa nywele kwa faida.

17. A CHINESE CORPORATION
Una ng'ombe wawili. Una wafanyakazi 300 wanaowakamua. Unadai una ajira kamili yenye ng'ombe wengi, unaandika takwimu bandia, na yeyote anayeuliza maswali kuhusu hilo... anapotea.

[evansoo @elangat016]

TUJIFUNZE KISWAHILI:
1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kimbaka

[IRCC @CitImmCanada]

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[JK @manfrmeast]

@Abbymexahnk Yes lakini isiwe AMAZON DUBAI, kama US au UK tumia Ship & Shop Address ambao wanafanya kazi na Aramex bongo unapokea mlangoni mzigo wako

[Mohammed Hersi : Mr Optimist @mohammedhersi]

Hilarious forever......Fainali uzeeni

[IAmHaule @IAmHaule]

Kama umeajiriwa TAMISEMI…

Usishindane na wakulima kwa kulima.

Waachie wao wazalishe.

Wewe jenga biashara inayoongeza thamani ya mazao yao.

Hapo ndipo pesa nyingi huanzia.

It’s Thread Time…

👇🏼

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Me estas diciendo que con troncos hicieron los cimientos y hasta ahorita duran esos palos de madera ??

[INVICTUS @akehindekorede]

😂😂This is the full Interview. Laporte must explain to him why Barca had to let him go . I must say I like his confidence

[rajab @iam_rajabu]

Sheikh Walid:

“Ndio maana mara nyingi wale ambao hawaji maulidini wanasoma sana badae wanakuwa mawahabi(Salafi)”

NB:Sijakata kipande wala
Kuedit...nimeleta nzima nzima tumsikilize shekhe kipenzi wa Sufiyyah

[Jiwe THREAD🐐 @Yassin_Jiwe]

Wachambuzi wa bongo 👉🏾 "Messi ile ni natural talent, Messi wenzie wanaweza wakawa mazoezini, yeye mara afunge kamba za viatu, mara awe anachezea simu, si mtu wa mazoezi sana na hapendi mazoezi, ila mlete uwanjani"

Huyo Messi mwenyewe sasa 👇🏾🤓

[yullaz 👣 Duke 🌍 @chilaveti]

@YapayZekaSerisi @Amboxy9

[PASTA JOSHUA @pastajoshuatz]

Wengi mmenifata dm mnataka kwenda ng’ambo kusambaza mkolofya

Fata hatua hizi

1. Kuwa na passport halali
Hakikisha una pasipoti ya kusafiria yenye muda wa kutosha (angalau miezi 6+).

2. Tengeneza CV ya kimataifa
CV iwe kwa Kiingereza, ionyeshe:
Jina na mawasiliano
Elimu
Uzoefu wa kazi
Ujuzi (mfano: ICT, uuzaji, udereva, welding, hospitality n.k.)
Vyeti ulivyonavyo

3. Chagua nchi kulingana na ujuzi wako
Nchi Kazi zinazopatikana sana
Canada Wafanyakazi wa viwandani, truck drivers, caregivers, IT
USA Hospitality, farm work, logistics, IT
South Korea Viwanda, electronics, welding, uzalishaji

4. Tumia tovuti rasmi za kazi
Canada:
Job Bank Canada (tovuti rasmi ya serikali)
USA:
Indeed USA
LinkedIn Jobs
USAJobs (kazi za serikali)
South Korea:
EPS Korea (kwa wafanyakazi wa viwandani kupitia mfumo rasmi)
WorkNet Korea

5. Jifunze lugha kidogo
Canada/USA: Kiingereza kizuri kinaongeza nafasi sana.
South Korea: Kujua msingi wa Korean (TOPIK Level 1–2) ni faida kubwa.

6.Epuka matapeli
Usilipe fedha nyingi kabla ya kupata offer letter rasmi.
Hakikisha kampuni ina website halisi.
Offer letter iwe na jina la kampuni, mshahara, aina ya kazi na visa sponsorship.
Kwa South Korea, tumia mfumo wa EPS au mawakala waliothibitishwa.

Makadirio ya gharama
Kitu Makadirio
Passport TZS 150,000–250,000
Police clearance TZS 30,000–50,000
Medical TZS 100,000–300,000
Visa Inategemea nchi
Ticket Mara nyingine hulipiwa na mwajiri

Byebye 🤝

[BrockfromtheEast🎑🚀 @manlikebrock]

700 pushups clean..

No editing..

This is beyond outstanding 💯