Jack Childress

I like IPAs and Goldfish

[Jack Childress @Childrin024]

@LianaHudson13 Solid tweet

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The new Zoolander movie looks nuts

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

I jump on stage at a Bruce Springsteen concert and say "born in the USA" at the same time as him, jinxing him and ending the concert.

[penjamin is now @ghostdraculas @upsidedowntrash]

[at a street brawl]
onlooker 1: fuck him up!
onlooker 2: knock his teeth in!
onlooker 3: kill him!
me: give him the ol’ razzle dazzle!

[the fight stops, everyone turns and looks at me. a bus screeches to a halt. two blocks away a bird flies into a window]

me: razzle dazzle him.

[Jack Childress @Childrin024]

Happy Birthday @gavin_pyott!!!! 25 spins around this sun and I’m happy to have been a part of a few of them now! Cheers to the good times! 🍾

[the pan-midwesterner @panmidwest]

more like sing us a song you're the harmonica man

[Jack Childress @Childrin024]

#rallyradler @boulevard_beer

[Johns Big Deck @_JohnsBigDeck]

The tent is officially OFF!!!

[Jack Childress @Childrin024]

@gavin_pyott I'll take lame board games for $400, Alex.

[Jack Childress @Childrin024]

@gavin_pyott baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[uncle bry 🇦🇷 @Bry_Nap]

Alright who snitched

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

[Torn Label BrewCo @TornLabelKC]

We are THRILLED to announce Torn Label 6-pack cans will hit shelves in January! Read all about our big news here: https://t.co/Lq7Ekq8CJz

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

Squire: We're under attack, your majesty
King: Where are all my men?
Queen: You sent them to put a fucking egg back together

[Jack Childress @Childrin024]

@lhudson2013 is it because they're making your costume seem less original? Are you having second thoughts about wearing cat ears today?

[Jack Childress @Childrin024]

@lhudson2013 little early to be double fisting don't ya think?