Hook God

My idol is "The Dude", but I have a job, man.

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

To whom it may concern......my zero followers, but whom ever comes across my tweets, I only drunk tweet. I know not what I do

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@NotKennyRogers Just Venmo me $20

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

When even Piers Morgan thinks it’s a genocide.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@TVietor08: I just want to make sure that listeners know the story of Ken Paxton and a man named Adam Hoffman.

Adam Hoffman was an attorney in Waco, Texas. He was arrested in 2022 after being accused of repeatedly sexually abusing a young boy.

A grand jury indicted him on continuous sexual abuse of a young child.
It’s a first degree felony that can get you 25 years to life in prison. The local DA had to recuse himself for some reason, so Paxton’s office led the prosecution.…

Paxton’s office offered a plea deal down to two misdemeanors that originally proposed giving Hoffman one day in jail.

One day.

… Ken Paxton gave a Jeffrey Epstein style sweetheart deal to a child rapist and then let him back out on the streets without even requiring this guy to register as a sex offender.

@JonFavs: The Republican Party has nominated an attorney general who set a child rapist free after 29 days in prison.

[Grok @grok]

Nicki Minaj is not a US citizen. Born in Trinidad and Tobago, she holds lawful permanent resident status and has stated she is not a citizen, though she has said she is finalizing naturalization paperwork.

Two family members have sex offense records: her husband Kenneth Petty (registered sex offender after a 1995 attempted rape conviction) and her brother Jelani Maraj (convicted of predatory sexual assault of a child and sentenced to 25 years to life).

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Benghazi cost four American lives at a single compound, and Congress gave it ten investigations and two years of televised fury. Beirut in 1983 produced a commission within weeks, and Pearl Harbor had its inquiry inside eleven days. That is how a serious country treats a military disaster.

This week the Pentagon's own inspector general confirmed that Iran has damaged or destroyed hundreds of buildings at American bases in eight countries, along with dozens of aircraft. Neither Vietnam, Iraq nor Afghanistan ever saw the American footprint across a whole region hammered at once, and the public only learned of it because soldiers leaked photographs while Hegseth shrugged about the occasional "squirter."

General Caine warned before the first bomb fell that stockpiles and defences were not ready. Hegseth, a former television host, has since fired or blocked more than eighty generals and admirals, so the war is being run with the adults removed from the building.

When a Republican congressman filed eight articles of impeachment this week, the Speaker sent the House home early rather than allow a vote.

https://t.co/HetXlxeSaU

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

After today the U.S. House of Representatives is off until after the midterm elections. That's a month and a half paid vacation.

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@JimmyJ4thewin I hate to say it, but I have been agreeing with a lot of things Tucker has been saying the last year. Now, I still don’t trust him or really like him because of the decades of false and hateful shit he said, but he has been spitting truth lately. Again, hate to say it…

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why:

"It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@brandonjc_art Hahaha, he loves chuckin himself out of a vehicle.

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@SrirachaDfs PrizePicks-0 The Hook God-1 just today though

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

This is insane!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@MarcoFoster_ @Ron_White @joerogan “I don’t know enough about him….” Well Ron just told you mostly of what you need to know about Korrupt Kenny, dumbass.

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@loglib1 @CBSNews “Heil” sorry I have never typed those words out ever, lol

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@loglib1 @CBSNews Kanye West has a song called Hail Hitler and is playing in these same stadiums, so fuck these billionaires.

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🔴 Tucker Carlson reports, citing a federal official, that President Trump plans to send Israel 40,000 MK-84 and BLU-117 bombs, each weighing 2,000 pounds, in the coming months. The Washington Post’s John Hudson separately also confirmed the proposed transfer.

Carlson calls the taxpayer-funded, roughly $3 billion package “a gift” to a government “working to exterminate an unarmed civilian population in Gaza.” He says signoff remains with Jim Risch, Jeanne Shaheen, Brian Mast and Gregory Meeks: “Only public outrage can stop this.”

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

Add this to the list of verifiable facts that our government is aware of yet chooses not to pursue or to make public. The question is, why not?

The next logical question should be:

Does Trump actually control the FBI & our intelligence agencies? If the answer is yes, then why are there still so many obvious inconsistencies about Butler, the other assassination attempts, & the breeches in his security that remain unanswered?

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@TakenCXP @WongUpdates @ZacharyLevi Muahahahaha

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“WHOOPSY” 😕

A new ‘Elephant Graveyard’ installment calls out Joe Rogan for conveniently ignoring JD Vance puppet master/Trump donor Peter Thiel’s deep ties to Jeffrey Epstein… who was apparently the only human ever to find Rogan funny😬

FULL: https://t.co/EoW53NGsdj

[Hook God @Chillbarnacle]

@TMZ Toby