vitamin bruh

[dante @dantefofante]

for all you know, this could be your last summer.

as homer wrote, you will never be lovelier than you are right now. so tell her she has a pretty smile. get lean or become a unit. find wonder in boarding the airplane. drink more coffee than you need. walk on the beach until your feet hurt. write your girlfriend a note on a tuesday. waste money because its not all about retirement. pull over at the lookout. ask the uber driver about his life. tell the woman in the elevator you like her shoes and mean it. call your mother. ask the waiter his favorite thing on the menu and order that.

theres so much life in the slow moments, and you sprint past it chasing the next thing. but at any time, in any situation, you can find the good. smile. be happy. recognize it for a one of one life experience. what good is walking around a curmudgeon when tomorrow could be curtains.

for heavens sake, flirt with the world.

[primordial intelligence @primal_brainer]

The older you get, the more you realize luck is mostly exposure.

If you sit in the same place, have the same routine, talking to the same people, nothing new really happens.

You have to tackle the world to win.

Travel more. Talk to people. Try a breakfast spot. Post on social media. Start a side hustle or a hobby.

The world rewards motion. You don't find opportunity sitting still.

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

You WILL overcome the odds.
You WILL fill yourself with hope and conviction.
You WILL develop an unconquerable spirit.
You WILL become a relentless optimist.
You WILL NEVER DOOM.

[Emma Camp @emmma_camp_]

It’s cool to be alone. Don’t you remember? Having a boyfriend is embarrassing now! Men are trash. Cut out the toxic people in your life girl! He’s a gaslighter. A lovebomber. Be in your hot girl era! Your villain era! Quiet luxury old money dubai chocolate matcha skincare labubu

[Bartleby @lindynap]

"youngest crew member was 20"

20 year olds are literally abducting heads of state but your boss thinks you won't have enough experience for a promotion until you're 40

YOU ARE GAY

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Don’t waste energy beating up on yourself. Use that energy to make a move forward. Any move.

[vitamin bruh @chillehart]

@MAXLEVIO he says, watching gore videos in his basement and shouting into the mentally ill void of twitter

[CRUXNET @C2UXN3T]

These pages always say things like "it went unnoticed" or "it was improv" and I assure you the editor not only noticed this but strongly considered suck starting a shotgun when he realized that filming had already wrapped and this shot wasn't caught in time to have a retake.

[vitamin bruh @chillehart]

@BonesawMD "I have heard her nightly cries of ovulation" you're a woman dude

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

+2.00 toward Chinese Century of Humiliation (currently +32.16 toward American Century of Humiliation, increasing +0.05 per month)

[Luke Leisher @luke_leisher_]

>no trains
>no rockets
>no boats
>no spreadsheets masked as video games

Fuck off normiecel. My culture is not your costume.

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Do you mind if a white boy has a little motion?

[𝔐𝔞𝔡𝔰 @sadgirlinbloom]

Never ever kill yourself because one day you’ll go on sunny fall walks and hand your child leaves you think are pretty and he’ll clutch them in his fat little fists like they’re a million bucks

[umar 🌾🍂🦬 @uskglasses]

dark academia constantly wants to do "the da vinci code" except universities aren't ancient esoteric organizations they're mismanaged bloated businesses.

[vitamin bruh @chillehart]

@AJThurston Not the first time I've seen this guy doing this. If you're part of the 0.1% that actually reads the studies people link or claim to draw from you'd be surprised at how confidently they misrepresent or misinterpret the facts.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Playing premier on CS2 and my opponent's name is "Nietzschean Warlord" and his PFP is BAP

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

things are so expensive now the barista will sometimes laugh when saying the amount of money your order is