(a fate worse than) Geoff

The Plump Ninja. Any opinions are that of the dog - and she drinks her own wee so is probably not to be trusted

Also do cyber security, Toastmasters and cheese

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@northernassist That hasn't answered the question. If it will be an hour, or two or all day it's very different to if it will just be 5 mins

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@northernassist there's no information being given out at Salford Central. Any idea when trains will move again so I know whether I'll need to find alternative methods of transport? Been 30 mins now with no info.

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@northernassist Given no trains are moving in any direction is shouldn't matter but I'm heading towards Victoria

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@LinkedInLunat1c I'm fairly sure underpaying doesn't fill vacancies that quickly

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@Wisdom_HQ We don't deliver

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@BeeNetwork That maps shows trams running between piccadilly and piccadilly gardens. Where is the map showing the changes?

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@BeeNetwork 'Short walk' assumes you aren't disabled. If you are there are no provisions for getting to St Peter's Square. No maps I can get on the website with the new routing on either. Replacement bus info is very unclear.

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@BeeNetwork The live journeys was showing to Eccles about 5 mins ago. Hopefully if that's wrong it will be fixed.

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@BeeNetwork I need a way to plan visually such as an accurate map of the Metrolink network, not one which shows it under other conditions.

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@BeeNetwork I need a map of the metrolink network so I can work out how to get to the office. The information on the website seems to be wrong. For example, it says all trams from Ashton terminate at Piccadilly, yet the live departures from Ashton shows teams going to Eccles.

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@BurgerKingUK Someone's pasted an admin password in the wrong box

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@BurgerKingUK Or pasted even

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@fesshole Airlines aren't a public authority so not subject to the FoI act (some airports may be). You can submit Right of Access requests but likely only one and if it's considered manifestly unfounded or excessive they can charge you.

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@simpleappofcl Not sure I trust the advice from someone who is 50% pumpkin

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@Warpentree @fesshole Take the bag out of the box and stick a straw in. It's an adult Capri Sun

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@Rollinintheseat As he ripped his clothes off she noticed he had eyes like Steve Buscemi. They were in a pickle jar on his bedside table.

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@BeeNetwork I discovered you had signs and staff at one entrance but not the one I used.

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@BeeNetwork the metrolink appears to be stopped at least at Piccadilly. There are no messages anywhere saying what the problem is. Any updates whilst I work out how to get to work?

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A very important distinction here

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

Yes! https://t.co/A5H1kJOyUl

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@manwhohasitall Toes. No-one needs to see them hairy things.