christopher imlay

designs things

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Noahpinion Thee milkshakes

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Noahpinion I think it might be the heat waves.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

If Russia invaded Europe, Europe would need to produce lots of drones to defend itself. But China could just cut off exports of the components Europe can't manufacture by itself -- thus allowing Russia to win the war.

This is a critical vulnerability.

https://t.co/37iyRtvF8R

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Russia is totally winning, you guys 😂

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

Aging like a fine wine

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Liz Cheney will be Kamala’s defense secretary.

She will draft your children to fight wars in the Middle East, Russia and Asia.

All Americans — including Muslim communities across Michigan — must vote for Trump to stop World War III.

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@eddylazzarin Can’t wait to see who uses this new technology for their meme coins!

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

It is very interesting isn’t it?

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

It's interesting to see who is standing up in favor of unlimited, unaccountable, un-appeal-able, unconstitutional power wielded by unelected bureaucrats and rogue politicians.

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

Isn’t that so true? Gosh!

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

It's interesting to see who is standing up in favor of unlimited, unaccountable, un-appeal-able, unconstitutional power wielded by unelected bureaucrats and rogue politicians.

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Noahpinion Kinda sounds like the Spacer worlds of Asomov’s Caves of Steel? https://t.co/nhBdFgR56e

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@generalkellogg @Varneyco @FoxBusiness "Last night, at my direction, the United States military successfully executed a flawless precision strike that killed the number-one terrorist anywhere in the world, Qasem Soleimani."
-Donald J Trump

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Noahpinion

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Noahpinion here comes the sun

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@USA_Polling the top 4: "Angry, Old, Weird, Disorganized"

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@PhillipsPOBrien Thanks for sharing! I’ll be the annoying typo finding guy though. I really want to know how the sentence ends!

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Experian_US Thanks Karen! I’m making dinner now, but will DM first thing tomorrow morning UK time!

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Experian_US I'm a customer who froze their credit after you were hacked in 2015. I've since moved from my old residence to the UK, and need to unfreeze it. The only way to contact you is to call a phone with no option to talk to a human, OR write a physical letter to Texas?

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

Once again I give you The Beat Room with Tom Jones just killing it:
https://t.co/1N0EFSBFX6

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Noahpinion Nooooooooooooo

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Experian_US I'm feeling very much in a doom loop of bad customer experience...and remembering that if you hadn't been hacked in 2015 I probably wouldn't have even needed to bother with all this.

[christopher imlay @chimlay]

@Experian_US I've made an online account, and tried to update things there, but every time I get this "Oops we're sorry..." failure. (Possibly because it's a US account and I now live in the UK?)