Rebecca Degener

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@DreyfusJames She is a shining light

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@MEGBusfield I even hated her hair

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@annalandre That is piss poor planning however it might just be someone who is really not very good at their job and it could be a wake up call to them to make sure it never happens again

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@euanmccolm Dis -hevelled NOT Dishevelled

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

We won't remember them.

[Dave Lee @davelee1968]

I wish the Tories the best of luck getting my kids to join the army. I can’t even get the fuckers to water the plants.

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@gavinthomas2015 A gorilla having a fag

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

Check out Jeremy Corbyn. I just joined. https://t.co/aeqAJs4SLd

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Rishi now having to strip down to his pants and sit in front of the three-bar fire while his mum makes him a cup of Bovril.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Bravo, bravo, encore, encore. 👏👏👏

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@SP1nightonly I have booked the “unique sideways seat “

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@ECWilsonWriter Yes 50-60

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Good morning, here is another piece from the late great #terrywogan , this one is #janetandjohn goes to the bakers shop. Please repost so others can enjoy. #Monday #funny #radio

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Thanks everyone, Rishi Sunak is crying and refusing to get changed out of his pyjamas. I hope you're happy with yourselves. #LocalElections

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@Remisagoodboy It is only the 22 April today

[John Burton @johnburtons]

I thought you might want to see this FANTASTIC news about Father Brown 😊

Not just ten episodes coming your way but TWENTY episodes over the next two years.

Now that’s made my day and I hope you’re all as thrilled as I am x

https://t.co/Lvi1EScpIg

[Rebecca Degener @chimpcat]

@TheUPMuseum 3 2 1 4

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

Most Evil Cartoon Characters.

MY List.

1. Tweetie-Pie. Despite knowing that Sylvester craves him as a meal, he continually taunts the poor cat from behind the bars to his cage.

2. Daffy Duck. Because he’s simply unable to contain his rage.

3. Top Cat. For sharing that brothel of a garbage-can with numerous others.

4. Elmer Fudd. For promoting the shooting of wabbits.

5.
Hong Kong Fuey. For being ‘racist’. According to ‘Eastenders’. Or something…

6. The Pink Panther. Encouraging crime. Wearing pink. Which is apparently gay. Suggesting all gays are criminals.

7. Tom & Jerry’s Maid. For constantly pulling up her skirt upon a stool, whilst screaming “Thomas!” & attempting to smack both animals with a broom.

8. Muttley. For misrepresenting dogs as simply ‘sniggering accomplices’.

9. The Road Runner. For taunting Wile E Coyote with “Meep! Meep!” every two minutes, which would also incite me to drop three tonnes of Acme Dynamite on his head too, quite frankly.

10. Alvin & The Chipmunks. Just because.

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

Joyce Grenfell (28th January 1972). "George, George …. don't do that".

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS