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#WeNeedDiverseBooks because one set of experiences is NEVER enough.

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@ESYudkowsky You know, my nephew just graduated from Bob Jones University in something technical. Eschatology, or something like that. I'm sure he can whip something up in an afternoon.

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@ActorPeterNew Best wishes to ya, Peter. May you never run out of acting roles, voice roles, places to show off your writing, or socks.

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@bitesizedewalt You have been a great person, Cecil, and a great dad to your kids. See you on the other side.

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@Hrokrinn @elfsternberg @omahas I am @[email protected]

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Mods are asleep. Post ponies!

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@biggustiggus @BoozyBadger I don't think the question is "how do you poop with a straight leg brace on?" I suspect that part will work out, whether or not you want it to...

I think the question is "How do you poop INTO A TOILET with a straight leg brace on?"

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@SueDeer2 @biggustiggus Step one: Make him even bigger.
Step two: Stand on one leg.
Step three: Hop.

If one hop isn't enough to get him back to your county again, repeat (especially step one.)

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@passermine But I'm a CUTE monstrum incarnate!

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@GracieSnek You have been a good snek. We will find each other again, Gracie.

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At #TamsonHouseArtsFest you'll find Zoom sessions w/ authors @SarahPinsker & @JaneLindskold -- talk anything from writing to gardening, music to guinea pigs.

One Hour Zoom Chat w/ Author Jane Lindskold https://t.co/mPftWOKCgu #maryannharris #charlesdelint #harrisdelintrecovery

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Let me know when the Official Monster Raving Loony Party has won all 435 seats and 6 delegates of Congress, all the governorships (especially including the ones not being contested this year), and the Plaid House (which is much more awesome than any white house.)

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@MAGAWoodworker Teachers, police, and border agents cost money.

The IRS is how the government collects money to pay for more teachers, more police, and more border agents.

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@kikutowne Here's the selection: https://t.co/tq4PrWmtWz

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@kikutowne Yes, yes, yes! Talk with the folk at the Bate Collection ( https://t.co/3eXloI0bsT ) whether they can bring something for Lizzo to play on!

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I voted. There were almost 60 choices on my ballot.

California, I love democracy, but if we need to answer this many questions, maybe we should have elections more often?

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@kikutowne I think that you being seen would inspire future animators and directors, but I'm an old, white male.

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@fozmeadows Hey, Incitatus was a GREAT member of the opposition party. No matter what was brought before him, he voted "neigh".

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@TheoWerewolf What I've heard is that he's changing the algorithm to de-emphasize everyone without blue checks.

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According to what Elon said a week ago, Monday is the day his changes to Twitter were due.

I am not paying the $8 per month.

So, if I don't see you... thank you for twelve years of knowledge, laughter, and good times. See you elsewhere on the Internet!