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[ur mum @chirdico]

I have BEEN to Oovoo Javer

[tasman @lildorothy_]

(flirting) would you like to do experiments on me sometime

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

could never self insert myself in a smut because this is how it feels to read one

[EVIL austen 🦇 @spookyausten]

going to the thrift store and touching my face a bunch and rubbing my eyes really hard

[vill @villted]

i get naked in front of my window i dont even care anymore

[ur mum @chirdico]

@chz646 …at a barbecue?

[SK @sk_solo7]

How the English media is describing the Azteca…

#WorldCup #MEXENG #Mexico

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It must be expensive being a Scottish football fan. First you have to buy a Mexican flag. Then you have to buy a Norwegian flag. Where will it end?

[ur mum @chirdico]

@avengersreturn ennit, literally get off her

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I like the wildlife banknotes, but I’m also saddened that Ronnie Pickering will probably now never make it onto the fiver.

[big duntles @biglunty]

if you think the ninky nonk’s got a valid mot you’re a fucking mug

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

i knew sumn was wrong wit me when i used to want swiper to rob dora

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

First protein cigarette will go hard

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Sugar is like gay salt

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Please, just call me dawg. Big dawg was my father

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I love when I smoke weed and a little leaf sprouts out of the top of my head

[lumi @iheartb1tches]

til shit do us fart

[✒️ @Literariium]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.