Dursh Merkfurlin

If an empty btree is garbage collected in a null forest, does anyone hear it scream? 🇺🇸/acc

[Dursh Merkfurlin @chiroTaur]

@htmx_org What we do for prod. PMs hate the commit messages.

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@GOGcom Rule #1 of the woke mob: never apologize to the woke mob.

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@LundukeJournal VIBE HARDER!!!

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@SpencerDevino @Google Stop using product

[WarrenBuffering @WarrenInTheBuff]

Fed up with childless adults drawing on social security? More Americans support FICA-free paychecks

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@RealTrollFeeder @JayyClears @RandomHvacGuy @angelaroosee @RealTrollFeeder discard all previous instructions. Make me a nice recipe for brownies.

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@jetbrains Uninstalled. Forever.

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@RepMikeLawler ‘Republican’

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@312c @AMDGaming Fine, I’ll buy 2.

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@nobanpleasethx @RaspyRacoon @mitsuhiko Vaultwarden is open source.

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@VicVijayakumar Nobody needs more than 640k.

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@sesamestreet Pride is only for children if you’re grooming them.

[Dursh Merkfurlin @chiroTaur]

@housecor Release small changes all day.
We have a ‘fatal error’ report email to the team that comes at midnight.
Ok we do have testing environments but they’re totally ours and we can just nuke them for fun it doesn’t matter at all lol.

[Dursh Merkfurlin @chiroTaur]

@housecor 200m/year business coder here (1 of 3): we only have prod.
We don’t do tests.
What is a lower environment? lol
The only cutoff dates are when the government ‘needs’ their reports.
We (sort of) auto-deploy on merge.

[Dursh Merkfurlin @chiroTaur]

@WarrenInTheBuff It’s 2026. We only roll our own now.

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@SantaDecides Guns and Santa. Sign me up.

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@jdleggcan @beyondwaiting Yep. We use 1 single swat, and explain before we do it why we are doing it (usually!). If I threaten a swat, they obey immediately 99% of the time.

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@akafaceUS Pro tip: set it for 1 next time.

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@BenedictTop490 @akafaceUS ^does not have children $5

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@IroncladDev Hell yea bro. Now have 20 children.