Chelsea Palmer

Bitcoin since 2015, memes run thru my dreams, queer-ass Foucauldian theorist and event/ops manager. Play-acting @mx_chisel for a maximalist music project.

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

oopsies i got a 12hr ban last night for being v rude to a shitcoin spambot, guess they got feelings too 😛

sorry twitter i won't be a badboy no more; too busy THOROUGHLY ENJOYING the excellent content at @unconfiscatable. #Bitcoin gives me genuine hope for a voluntaryist future.

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

It's been really fuckin weird to lose my mind completely during the COVID lockdowns. I knew how to screen for things like mania & objective delusions, but your whole framework for measuring quality, delivery & process going haywire: that I didn't know to be ready for. I do now.

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

Hey everyone I dropped off the map for quite some time, turns out I developed really severe OCD during COVID & have had it more subclinically my whole life! (it makes a lot of things make sense, frankly)

I've agonized about how to announce this + move on, so fuck it, here it is!

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

Planning is ruminating in OCD especially pure-O OCD, so I'm doing an unplanned kickflip to knock my overscared lil brain on its ass.

SURPRISE, self- I'm Tweeting When I Feel Like It, and I'll do so moving forward as part of the exposure + response prevention (ERP) I been doin.

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@Ben_deWaal suuuper cosigned! in a group of more than 20 ppl you can't even keep a small secret for long

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@CryptoLetsgetit i get that this is a bummer for most ppl

my desires for my body apparently align with the govt's though

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@wrong_shon yup. i prototyped an attempt to put the UN CCC's carbon credits program on blockchains using NFT in summer 2020.

my technical findings were "this is a very terrible idea in every sense." they offered me program manager role on the project they decided to roll out anyways 😭😭😭

[grubles @notgrubles]

Instead of staring at the price, go do something cool. Like poke around Coldcard HSM mode and Blockstream Satellite API for making a Bitcoin deadman's switch that's remotely triggered via geosync satellite.

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

shoutout to mah fren @duganist for throwing up those tasty limited-time degen takes

i think u deleted before my ❤️s went thru the system 😂☺️

[VLAD HOSTS THE BEST PODCAST IN BITCOIN @Vladcostea]

Short the Ponzi to the ground, these people need to leave.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: neck brace
Confidence: 9.38%

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@PsychedelicBart you will never catch me not lovin that bitcoin even when it's slappin me in the face with its tanked fiat price!

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@CryptoLetsgetit

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

whoop whoop juggalossss still out here

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@BitcoinStripper

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@Muncheds2 @karbonbased idk if this is yr first major drop or just newish Twitter account: if the former, i promise it feels this bad every time but we always recover long-term! 💜

(in terms of prices ofc; if ya lost any coins in custodial platforms, that's one of the hardest lessons in the space 😢)

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@uncrncap @karbonbased oh geez now i feel lucky af bc i was just thinking in terms of short term price losses (which remain conceptual for most maxis if hands stay strong)

i forgot a ton of fuckers have lost chunks of money permanently bc they put them into convoluted, noncustodial speculation 😭

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@karbonbased aren't even the nocoiners crying right now?

plz tell me they are. or at least sending their thots and prayers

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@wrong_shon we should start consciously swapping "I'm gonna deep dive into this" with "I'ma dip my toes in this"

then if we end up going deeper it's a nice bonus ☺️

#BeTheChange and alla that

[Chelsea Palmer @chiselinc]

@udiWertheimer it's called DEDICATION udi GEEZ