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Husband. Dad. Christian.

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@katy4congress So if you’re elected I won’t have to pay a water bill?!

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@jamesklug Never again. Release the Epstein files

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@ZurrFrm600 @hitwinner @OvoForu That’s the problem. There was about 250 school shootings last year but you only heard about a handful. The other 245 were blacks

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@UCantBThisDumb @agraybee Actually a good argument. Pretty rare these days

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@Tomatokekk @johnbryanesq You’ve never been around miniature donkeys. It was definitely aggressive. Those suckers are meaner than malinois. That being said, officers were in no danger and should have never fired. They need to stop hiring pussies.

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@SnowBlackLamont Milk snake

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@Ur_a_Smartass_C I’m old enough to remember the magazine. Stuff was cheap but they made up for it with the shipping costs

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@wesway94 @Wacobu81 @JoshuaBarzon True, but my address says Killeen

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@wesway94 @Wacobu81 @JoshuaBarzon It’s a neighborhood in Killeen, not a town

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@JoshuaBarzon I’m from ding dong TX. It’s a neighborhood, not a town

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@ArynneWexler You killed Christ, the most righteous person to ever live.

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@AnthonyCumia Tony hinchcliffe?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Omg thats so funny.

Your dad hasn’t done anything about it.

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@adamfrancisco_ No. Trump ensured that I’ll never vote again. Real conservatives have a better chance with guns than we do with voting in “the lesser of two evils”

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@flanomad @JimmytheBridger @adamfrancisco_ 30% of Trump voters are on the same page and they’ll never vote again. Trump rallied a coalition that could actually change the trajectory of America and turned his back on it. You’re part of the problem. The blood of millions from the chaos thats coming is on your hands, boomer.

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@GuyBlank_ @realchasegeiser This is the dumbest tweet I’ve seen in a while. Sex outside of wedlock is just as bad as raping child sex slaves?

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@ArynneWexler @rkylesmith Tell that to Spain in 1492

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@CoreyWriting They make videos bragging about it. Gotta change up your algorithm

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@ofDCS @Ariszn12 Who the fuck is “we”??

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@KevO4188 Giant ragweed poultice