Coco

ofc I’ve heard of finger food, they’re called canapés darling

[Coco @chloecarville]

Who wants to be an Edei with me?

[Coco @chloecarville]

@Se_Railway Excellent suggestion.

[Coco @chloecarville]

@Se_Railway if you're going to insist on being rid of ticket booths, at least machines that actually work. Now I've paid for my season ticket 3 times this morning and LUCKILY there was ONE actual booth open on a busy weekday morning otherwise I would have hopped on ticketless.

[Coco @chloecarville]

@Se_Railway I shouldn't have to allocate an additional half hour because the machines are faulty and there's never anyone at a booth to help me. One day I'll have to catch my train to work without a ticket and be fined because of this. Shall I show them this helpful thread when I do? 🙄

[Coco @chloecarville]

@Se_Railway I tap my key card, I choose a new season ticket, pay for it, tap the key card again to finalise and the screen says "An error occurred. Try again"

[Coco @chloecarville]

@Se_Railway Canterbury West. The machine was not broken, I tried all three to renew my key card and each one charged me, then occurred and error. This happens to me every week.

[Coco @chloecarville]

Nearly 20 staff members waiting to catch someone without a ticket regularly but hardly ever a second (or even first!) ticket booth staffed. If your machines are faulty, and there's not enough staff to sell tickets, of course there'll be free train rides. r u OK huns????

[Coco @chloecarville]

Thanks @fearnecotton for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 242 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CRaSW341MN

[Coco @chloecarville]

Thanks @joycrookes for spending 714 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to When You Were Mine. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/2lNWHWhb47

[Matt Farr @philosofarr]

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

call me a zucchini noodle because I AM SPIRALING

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place.

It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

[Coco @chloecarville]

@Plusnet hi there, i have an issue raised under reference 224738450. It's been 3 hours and my wifi isn't back on yet and the helpline is closed. Can someone help?

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i love when you walk into a cool girl’s bedroom and you’re like “oh a rom com main character lives here.” meanwhile when you walk into my bedroom you’re like “oh a mentally ill raccoon lives here.”

[Coco @chloecarville]

@BBC6Music Or Season of the witch by donovan!!

[Coco @chloecarville]

@BBC6Music coconut by harry nilson is our favourite witchy song to dance to with black magic margaritas

[Chris Murphy @christress]

"We need a superhero that's" stop that. we're adults. we need universal health care and a 4 day work week

[Coco @chloecarville]

My bowels = weather man #hotgirlswithstomachissues

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

The weather man says the weather will be severe...diarrhea.

[Coco @chloecarville]

The Met Gala theme was In America yet I saw not one pair of flip flops.

[Coco @chloecarville]

Today I am calling on @sajidjavid to ask him to protect women's access to #AtHomeAbortion. Find out how you can take action with @WEP_UK here https://t.co/lzNQoavvnb