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crazy if true

[chodle @chloemors]

@maddyahadden Godlike

[chodle @chloemors]

I’ve just discovered leap seconds. While shocking, what is worse is the discovery that some committee of people is controlling our time and we don’t even know

[chodle @chloemors]

Looking up “what do companies do with profit” just to double check bc it never makes sense to me

[chodle @chloemors]

Once again asking who wants to move to Montana with me

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A map of the Earth after a sea level rise of 480m... just because

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[chodle @chloemors]

I think Puss in Boots is maybe my number one movie of 2022.

[✧˖ Novasaur! 🌈👽 @NNovasaur]

Meanwhile, Puss in Boots has the most accurate depiction of a panic attack in media I’ve seen— this is EXACTLY how it feels. You can’t think, can’t speak, and sometimes even the sound of a loved one trying to help gets drowned by your heart beating out of your chest.

[chronic capricornphelia 👽🛸 @octaviaawashin]

I hate to say it…….bc it’s not my brand………..but Michael Kelso kinda a puka shell fitted fee casual wear men’s fashion king

[chodle @chloemors]

Haha holy shit

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.

[pj @pjayevans]

(Seeing old friends) We just don’t go to high school like we used to anymore

[chodle @chloemors]

Give me tactile buttons in my car or give me death

[Icona @iconawrites]

I love public libraries because they are built on the principle that books are so important and so necessary to human flourishing that access to them cannot depend on your income.

[chodle @chloemors]

Does acab include them

[Nazario #16 🇸🇴 @Pjanist5]

Messi commuted this handball in the 54th and later got booked in 90+10 for arguing before free kick and wasting time. He should’ve been sent off. Absolute disgrace from the ref.

[TeamChelsea @IconicLampard]

Nothing against Messi, but the inconsistency of the ref is so bad. The fact that everyone wants Messi to win the World Cup doesn’t mean this isn’t a bookable offense

[Matt Groening's Life In Hell @LifeInHellStrip]

Homo vs. Hetero (Which Is Better?), 1983

[chodle @chloemors]

Where is their waste management infrastructure

[about:blank @amalwtf]

This is… scary. https://t.co/D5JYTaNpQz

[Students Against Oppression @StudentsAgain18]

On Monday, October 16th, during an altercation between students, current Multnomah county sheriff placed inside Reynolds high school dragged 14 year old Lorianne by her hoodie causing it to choke her, then slammed her onto the ground before putting his knee into her chest
(1/5)

[chodle @chloemors]

@gnarlysangels Idk maybe I’d just see one less mouth to feed

[chodle @chloemors]

Horrifying instinct

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A cuckoo chick evicts other eggs from the nest to ensure its own survival

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@mattras11 I’ll mourn your loss while I eat a giant meal at four pm

[chodle @chloemors]

brunch < linner